Due to my… passion… for keeping my phones and other touch screen gadgets covered by thin sheets of plastic, I have been a target of friends either threatening to peel my screen protectors off or friends actually peeling my screen protectors off (I’m looking at you, K-Bed, Da Heat and Two Sheets.) Because of this, I try not to make a big deal about how friends should touch my gadgets anymore, for fear they’ll sense my anxiety, become curious as to the cause, then exploit it (as friends do.) Sadly, it’s not really a secret at this point, and I sense this strip will do nothing to help matters.