jefbot has quite a set of lungs in him it seems, in that his yell (perhaps better defined as an “anguished cry”) can carry over from one strip to another. Is it possible for it to extend to a third strip or would that defy the fragile physics of the webcomics medium? Probably best not to test it out.
Nothing new to report about the progress of my apartment. Unpacking and organizing has been put on hold this week while I’ve been getting JEFbot running again, but I’ll be back to the grind this weekend. Although I will be escaping the confines of my apartment for a few hours to see TRON: LEGACY, hopefully this weekend but next week at the latest. Extremely excited about it as I’m a huge fan of the original movie, but the reviews have not been kind so my expectations have been tempered, which is probably for the best. Anyone else planning on seeing it?
oh hai!
I am back in business…hello first comment!! KERCHOW!! WTF did I just do? Anyway….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA@ Jefbot
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I laugh at his misery…poor guy…
jefbot’s been through a lot of ups and downs in this storyline so i’m glad you can still have a laugh at his misery, ESQ! hopefully he’ll get something to go his way by the end of this adventure.
EVIL!!!!!
I’ve been looking all over for ya!!!!!
Need to talk to you! Report to the evil and diabolical ruler of the Harem ASAP!
Bwuahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
I think she wants to talk to you about our up and coming S&M party.
*lassos and hogties Red*
FAMILY friendly sweetheart. Don’t make me banish you to the moat!
*tips her hat to the Harem members and the Exhaulted on*
But…but….whats wrong with a Subway and McDonald’s themed party? I think it’s quite family appropriate.
YUCK to Subway! Quiznos rock muy evil stockings of doom!!!
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You’re still going to be thrown into the moat!
*diabolical laugh of doom*
There’s no Quiznos for almost 300 miles of me. I’ve never had the pleasure to eat there. T~T
thanks for slingin’ that lasso, Pixie. 🙂
SONITAN….what’s happenin’??
How’s it going?
You need a profile picture…something sassy…I deem it so!
>__<
Fear the anger of doom!!!!!!!
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
*roar of doom*
where the heck is my message?!!!!
JEFF!!!! What’s going on?!!!
hmm… lemme check to see if your message was somehow put into comment purgatory, Sonitan. sometimes the system does that if it has a bunch of links in it.
Meh. I’m depressed now.
Fear the depression of doom.
Fear it.
Please?
;_;
…
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Bwuahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
8D <— maniacal smile of doom
Where are Sonitan’s meds?? Can someone bring me a tranq gun please? Double dose…
Sonitan…hon…this is going to sting alittle…but remember…Step Mommy loves you… *evil pointed teeth grin* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*poink*
*THUD*
X_x
HA!!! 😀
well hello there, EvilStepQueen! looks like i’m back at the strip this week and you’re back at the top post, which means the famed Shades of Firsting are yours:
😎
Hah!!! Great to see you’re back Bot!!!! Hope you’re diggin the new apartment, and 2 strips this quickly?? you spoil us my good man!! and an indeed impressive set of Lungs on that one!!!!!that’s a full strip ‘No’ right there
yep! back and lovin’ it, o0Edit0o! i really did miss this place while i was gone. 🙂
totally digging the new apartment! it’s a bit small but my sister Linda’s using her interior design skillz to create spaces/places for all my stuff and make the pad look cool. i’ll post pics when it’s further along. still have lots to do.
heheh. a full strip of “no” indeed, plus 1/9th of a strip from last time!
ESQ just mashed her/his forehead on the keyboard and clicked’submit comment’ to achieve the sunglasses of firstness :O
Nuh uh… 😛 I just came to the page and *poof* new comic! I am awesome like that!
and for the record, I am a female last time I checked hehehehe
Did too!!!!well then, pleasured to make your acquaintance then, one of these days might have to challenge you to a DonkeyKong battle if you don’t watch your step round this here first posting business :O
HIYA! I normally lurk around here…and at times I’ve been blessed with firstness 😀 OMG haven’t played DonkeyKong in like a million years!! But I’d give it heck…
you can treat that first post like a buzzer, o0Edit0o – any comment, regardless of length, is game for achieving the glasses. heck, you can even do some forehead mashing if you’re feeling it. i do like the idea of there being a DK battle over who claims the Shades, tho… 😉
OH OH OH it was my hubby’s birthday, the same day as Shanna’s 😀 and as part of his present, I am taking him tonight to see the new Tron!! 3D of course!! He is sooooo excited about it…I was alittle young *ahem* when the movie first came out hahahaha, but I did get to meet TronMan…that guy that runs around in spandex and goes to all of the cons hahaha…that dude rocks!
Anyway…everyone have a great day
Jef…get some rest at some point, and don’t forget to eat, k?
Cool. Say happy belated birthday to EvilStepKing for me! 🙂
No evil here. More of a Dork King, I’m thinking.
So should your name be DorkStepKing? Hee hee. 😀
And Hi! *waves* Nice to meetcha, Husband of ESQ!
LOL
No steps for me, But I bow to the greatness that is the Evil Step Queen, so I’ll stay Husband of ESQ
But thank you, and nice to meet you also!
aww crap, hubby is here, now I have to behave. *plunks down on butt, pouting, in an ocean off tutu tulle* *keeps pushing crown up*
Greetings, Hubby of ESQ. You are the official consort of a great (somewhat crazy, but we like that here) woman! Thus, you shall be welcomed with open arms… and a few whip-cracking sounds but don’t mind that. ^_^
“Behave”, ESQ? I’m terribly sorry, this is a foreign concept to me… what does it entail?
Thank you, Miss Death.
I assure you that ESQ will not behave just because I’m lurking about. If it hasn’t happened in the last 10 years, it’s not gonna happen now.
But I thank you for your warm welcome.
But the whip cracks still scare me a bit. I’m delicate!
Delicate? With EsQ for a wife?!
*diabolical laugh of doom*
Bwuahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Yea… I haven’t known her for long, but she doesn’t seem to be the delicate type…. or the type to deal with the delicate……
Dude…your wife = Epic WIN made entiredly out of AWESOME!
And the fact that you are here to play with us is awesome. You go on with your bada$$ selves.
LOL! Pixie and Red, nice to meet you both also!
(And yeah, ESQ is pretty bad a$$)
hope you had an awesome birthday, HofESQ! and i hope it continued throughout the weekend. very happy to see you over here (you know we already love your wife in these parts!) i do like the title of “Dork King” though. i may have to call you that from now on. heheh.
actually, I just totally chuckled @ HofESQ…Hof…he’s TheHof heh…
Yeah, if he decides to change his name to Dork King, you know who it is 😀
You guys are so great, so many nice comments about me and welcoming my hubby 😀 *blushes* I {{hugs}} you all!!
By the way, forum idea: I’m onboard with that, and also, not meaning to do some shameless promoting or anything, but check out today’s SaturdayMorningBreakfastCereal’s (SMBC) strip: http://www.smbc-comics.com/#comic
i’m still reading the comments from a couple posts back and mulling over the idea of JEFbot forums, o0Edit0o. i’ll put down a vote for you in the “yes” column.
btw, i love SMBC, so your shameless plug is welcome. 🙂
GO TO SLEEP!
okay, okay! will get back to commenting tomorrow. sheesh! 😉
who’s “ME” btw? okay, i’m off to bed now, promise.
Luls, pwned ur roxors.
And no, that wasn’t me, I was asleep at that hour sadly enough.
i’m still at a loss to who “ME” was, Red! i figured it was Mombot when i saw the post that morning, but she’s since denied her involvement.
Awesome! *grins* Poor bot! What a reversal of fortune, having to help his old rival WIN a DK game! Now get some sleep…you deserve it! (And I hope Tron is better for you than I hear the new Chronicles of Naria movie is…)
glad you liked it, Tiana, even if bot’s in a bit of a quandry, here. 🙂
and i saw both the new Tron and Narnia, and liked (but not loved) both, but – maybe it’s the nerd in me – i have to give the edge to Tron. while the story wasn’t awesome, i still wouldn’t mind seeing it again.
Brilliant! ‘bot cannot overcome the blessings that fate hath bestowed on Wil Wheaton. Run to him, children! Run to him!
Which reminds me, if you want to see Wil reprising his role as a marvelously slimy geek villian, he was the guest star on Leverage for the Ho Ho Ho Job ep that just aired. He also participated in the live chat afterwards.
Sorry, ‘bot—he’s just a great guy . . .
indeed, Sarah W! it does appear that the Geek Gods have turned their gaze from the bot and now look favorably on the Wheaton instead. or maybe they just work in mysterious ways, right?
huh. i missed that Leverage. and yeah, WW is a great guy, which makes exacting revenge on him all the more confounding!!!
Poor Will,ignorant to the hate that only stands mere inches away.
yes, at least jefbot’s been mostly successful at one thing in all this, T_D: obscuring his Nerd Rage, boiling just beneath the surface, when around WW.
I really dig the direction you’ve taken this, really taking the ‘bots motivation and twisting it around on him over and over again. that’s good comedy you got goin’ there! (please hear that last sentance spoken in the voice of a New York cabbie.)
I totally dig that you dig this. Solid. *fist pump*
FIST PUMP!
thanks, Jed! i’m digging all the digging and fist pumping and accents going on with you (and ESQ!) in this comment.
and all the motivation twisting going on has got to be taking a toll on jefbot’s psyche; let’s hope his mind can escape this storyline relatively unscathed.
A doubles game? Sounds more like Wimbledon than a video arcade; but what do I know? (yes, a rhetorical question). Love the impending Marvel Team-Up: will the gamer tabloid press refer to them as WILbot? I’m so flattered you agreed with my “anguished cry” characterization!
Can you believe I’ve never seen the original TRON? I’m still catching up on the movies I missed while I was catching up on even older movies.
P.S. I’m not STILL up at another ungodly hour; I just WOKE up from a sound sleep! Could it have been the clarion call of a new strip?
thanks, Kim! glad you’re loving the impending team-up. might i suggest “WheatZee” to describe the unholy union?
you haven’t seen the original TRON!? for shame! kidding. your movies-missed-while-catching-up-on-older-movies rings true for me, too. videogames and music are difficult to stay current with as well.
i’m happy the “clarion call” was sounded! i suppose that means the psychic burst i send out with each new strip is working.
Bot must have a huge lung capacity to keep screaming for that long. What did he do to get that capacity? And as far as the doubles game goes, sounds fun. I think I could do pretty good, my highest score for that game was like 2000. That’s good, right?
bot does have a +10 on lung capacity, Red, which helps when screaming for multiple panels/strips. must be from all the times he held his breath floating in the neighbor’s pool, trying to trick people into believing he had drowned.
uh, 2000 total points? yeah, that’s um, really good, Red. keep practicing. 😉
@ Red…Oh…sweetie….As a fellow performer, that kind of lung capacity comes with breathing excercises. Deep breathes and holdig a comportable note for as long as possible. That type of thing.
Bot…You are to get some sleep sir!
Comic is AWESOME. I too love the continuous noooooooooo! Cause the poo just keeps getting piled on. Bendito.
Now, a whole new set of problems present themselves. Does he throw the game to piss off the Wheaton? Does he pull off the win to make cel happy? Does he outdo the Wheaton in points and just shame him with his sheer bada$$ery? (I vote for that one LOL)
I agree with the go for the doubles WHILE punishing WW’s score. 😀
although, since they’re on the same team, any points bot achieves goes into the Wheaton/bot collective, so getting a higher score than Wil wouldn’t necessarily punish anybody (except the opposing team.)
The last one has my vote as well.
*evil nod of doom*
nice avatar, it’s an action shot… 😀
O_o
My mom took the pic this week after she finished the skirt. She wanted to take pictures. Moms can be happy that way.
Sonitan has an avatar! i love it! 😀
Why thank you, young man. I’m glad.
*joyous trumpets of impending doom*
8D
Personally, my great lung capacity came from being the oldest of four kids and living in a big house. When I started acting lessons, I didn’t have to work too hard to get my voice to the back of a rather large theatre. Useful, that.
Nice new avatar! 😀
Thanks! It’s from my personal favorite video game, Dragon Age: Origins. I’m a tad obsessed with my human noble character at the moment… *mumbles* Even writing fanfic with her…it’s been a long time since I was compelled to write fanfic
i started DA:O when it first came out, Tiana, but got distracted by something (probably Mass Effect 2) and haven’t returned since. really liked what i played of it though, so i’ll have to come back and finish it before the sequel comes out.
I love DA:O…I’ve gotten most of the expansions for it, and spend my free time either writing fanfic for it, or figuring out ways to get the best outcome possible in my umpteenth run-through. It’s well worth returning to, but better hurry! The sequel comes out in March!
i hadn’t thought of that, Pixie! yes, been doing breathing exercises since as long as i can remember, for plays and musicals i’ve performed in. i still do ’em on my way to auditions from time to time. so yes, jefbot may have inherited some of those traits. 🙂
thanks for the “AWESOME”! and you’re right: a bunch of new problems have popped up, even as some old ones were snuffed out. bot can go several ways with this, not all of them for the better.
I want to hear the Jeff sing!!!
My love for you has grown by leaps and bounds! I am alll about the musicals. A quirk I learned about later in life. Something about telling the story with music just appeals to me.
What are some of your faves Exhaulted?
i’m no Musical expert, Pixie, but there are a few i like. i played the title character in Pippin in high school, so that one’s near and dear, but i think my favorite of all time has got to be Jesus Christ Superstar. i’ve always wanted to play Judas in that, and would jump at the chance, even if i had to do community theater to play the part. love Little Shop and Les Miz, too. for modern stuff Rent and Avenue Q are awesome.
what about you? any musicals you can recommend?
LOVE LOVE LOVE Jesus Christ Superstar!!! Judas would be totally awesome!! *sigh* Avenue Q, while we haven’t seen it, we’ve seen clips on YouTube…totally want to see that bad!!
Get to it, ‘bot…we want to see you in those LOL
Judas kicks butt! ^_^
I grew up watching Little Shop & Les Miz. ^_^
Rent & Avenue q are brilliant. ^_^
You’ll have to let me know if you get any parts in awesomeness like these! I’ll have to make sure my Epic Bothering Trip to the States coincides with it ^_^
Well a couple good ones are Oklahoma, Mary Poppins of course and then the all time champ, the winner on any midnight screen; Rocky Horror Picture show. Singing Riff Rats part in Going Home has gotten me several roles.
Ahhh good times.
Jesus Christ Superstar is pretty cool (and Judas the best part, since they made Jesus all whiny). My current favorite is Into the Woods and The Lion King. I got to see The Lion King in Anchorage earlier this year with my mom, and it was just incredible. Cats is amazing for the dancing, Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat is a cool rendition of the Biblical story…
MY PEOPLE!!!!
Ok so Rent….*sigh* ok I’m going to say it…NOT A FAN. I know I know…to the moat with me.
I loved Phantom…I cried while watching it live for the first time.
I think I know EVERY Avenue Q song by heart. That play is the poo. Though I have not seen it live, I love the songs Special, You can be a loud as the hell you want, and The More You Ruv Someone.
Les Miz….meh….It’s here or there for me.
Little Shop is a piece of theatrical genius! Rocky of course…(I played Janet then Frank N. Furter cause yeahh…Tim Curry = Oxygen.) Into the woods with Bernadette Peters…FIND IT! It is so well done.
All the Disney remakes in to Broadway shows seem amazing (we don’t get much culture here in Tampa, FL. Not that I could afford it anyway LOL).
And Wicked….OMG I want to see Wicked so bad. I would sell JEFF to see Wicked….maybe. I love the song Popular. I sing it all the time.
There are so many we are actually researching for the Foundation and for the Production company. And of course we are learning belly dancing and burlesque. I love music
So not cool. Let Bot and WW take it out first! Then let that stupid noob fight WW….. if he sruvives. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I’m really not as crazy as some people would lead others to believe…..
No, you worse than some would lead us to believe because you deny it.
Embrace the crazy.
One of us. One of us…
jooooinnnn usssssss
joooooiiinnnnn uuuuuuusssssss
redrum redrum
Step Mommy loves all… mwahahahahahahahahaha
I have no idea if I should feel worried about this “loves” you profess, StepQueen.
…
*endless pokes of doom*
Bwuahahahahahahahahaha!!
The 1st step to getting well is to admit that you is kaaahhhraaazzy! People who are crazy never think they are…
See? You have supporters, its okay to admit it all. Come clean and the world will become much more clear once everything blurs.
A-ha! Sure you’re not!
Please lets ignore the bathroom cabinet full of antipsychotic meds, thank you very much.
…
lemme tell ya, Evil Step Queen (aka Step Mommy) likes to push meds down our throats and if that doesn’t work, she has tranq guns! She also has good aim. just so you know.
…
Bwuahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
*twitch*
Come to the dark side. We have cookies, coca and boobies!
HA you twitched…awesome!
Ya know, generally people who say they are nuts are the most fuctional I know! it’s the ones who are all like “I’m Normal” that scare me. They end up snapping and takingo ut a post office or some such Nonsense!.
P.S. Sonitan….AWESOME Avatar! The skirt is totes the HOTNESS too.
Pinky’s challenge was definitely not cool, TCG – cel’s not happy about it, i can tell you that! and as for your level of craziness, i think the BOTley Crew have spoken and your grasp at “normalcy” is denied.
I hope Jefbot will get over his vendetta if he beats that gamer with Will. What?! I am allowed to hope!!!
I see im not the only one who is in desperate need of some Tron watching. I am So glad both Jeff Bridges and Bruce Boxleitner are comming back!
i appreciate you keeping a candle of hope lit for jefbot to get over his obsession after all is said and done, Maryz! one needs to hope. 🙂
and yay, TRON! saw Legacy this weekend and while it was good to see JB and BB back, i’m so conflicted on the movie. if you haven’t seen it yet, i definitely recommend the IMAX 3D presentation, though. let me know what you think.
OMG! What a hilarious reveal! I didn’t even notice him screaming in the background until the last panel. THEN, “Kongflicted” as the title — the cherry on top! Massive kudos, Jeff!
i wrestle with not knowing whether the strip will play out for others as it does in my own head, so it’s nice to hear when it works exactly as i hoped. big thanks, Stan! 😀
three lunged JB. you sure you havent been blessed by the gene – seed of the emperor of terra JB?
For the glory of the Immortal God Emperor!
Ahem…
I said nothing…
O_o
Lolz. U sure are my kinda battle-sister.
Want to go and samck some orks or chaos around?
Btw. Have you seen the ultramarines movie?
I haven’t seen it yet! But I’ve bought it as a present for a flatmate as an Xmas present. They’ll probably let me see it when I go back to the flat sometime in the New Year.
Sadly, my stupid little flaptop wont support any decent games. It wont even play Dungeon Keeper 2 & I think that’s over a decade old now. *grumps* I only get to game on another flatmate’s QuadCore. I rarely get go on it but every time I clean out the dust from it, I earn a full day of gaming. Small girl hands plus tech lover plus OCD; I’m the perfect choice for all your tech cleaning needs. ^_^
I don’t play table-top 40K or Warhammer either because that means actually going outside. I also might bump into triggers ’cause some of my old friends (read: abusive ex’s friends) play 40K.
I will, however, get to Warhammer World one day. ^_^
bot did ask for a blessing from the Geek Gods, JF#300, so maybe they granted him an extra set of lungs! not that they really helped him any as far as his vendetta’s concerned.
and to you and AdM: been wanting to get into Warhammer but none of my friends play. and due to time constraints, i’d probably have to give up one of my ongoing D&D campaigns, which i’ve invested too much blood, sweat and tears into at this point. *sigh* i’ll just have to live vicariously through you two. 🙂
oh it’s really not his day, is it?
heheh. nope! i’m sure this wasn’t how bot thought the day would turn out when he got up that morning, arrow. 🙂
Outstanding, bot. I love how you and Wil will have to join forces. And I love the NOOOOOOOO traveling through all the panels. 😀
thanks, MC! yep – let’s hope bot can keep his cool during the team-up! 🙂
Awesome strip! You keep surprising me. I haven’t seen any of these twists coming. I also love that the girl has now been officially dubbed “Pinky.” *narf… point* Also, I like how your drawing of Wil has evolved. He now looks cartoony like everyone else but still like Wil (I guess it wasn’t the beard making him look more “real” like someone previously suggested).
Ack!!!!! There were no smilies in that post! 😀 😉 🙂 🙁
OK, I feel much better now. *pant pant pant* That was a close one!
I love you, Shanna! ^_^
The whole Harem is nuts.
…
Which is good… in an evil sort of way.
*evil laugh of doom*
We are all pleasantly nuts in our own glorious ways!! It’s friggen awesome is what it is!!
it’s so hard to know what “sane” is these days, anyways.
thanks! i’m happy to keep you guessing, Shanna!
and yep, i think i’ve evolved Wil’s look into something i’m happy with, so this is pretty much how he’ll look from now on. if i stop tinkering, that is. now i want to go back and draw him like this in all the past strips. 🙂
Did no one get the “narf” and “point” reference? You must all go watch some Pinky and the Brain. We got the first disk from Netflix recently to continue with the kids’ nerdification.
I got it, I just didn’t think anyone else would….. I feel old now. T-T
Thank you. I’m glad someone knew WTF I was talking about!
This is a webcoimic, the laws of physics and reality have no more jurisdiction here than what the creator allows.
And yes, I really want to see that movie. What makes it look cooler is that in the first movie everything looked low-res and tech, but that was because it took place in the 80’s. Now the cyber world looks like it was upgraded as the internet was upgraded and is really cool.
re: physics and reality. true that, Fijiman! in fact “reality” is gonna get really skewed in the JEFbot Universe if i have my way in 2011…
yeah, the new TRON was definitely upgraded visually, i just wish the filmmakers were as progressive with the story.
I’d still want to see the movie even if the story wasn’t that great.
It would defy not only the webcomics medium, but also a webcomic weekend. But I dare you. Besides, what do you think would be the best and quickest way to silence the Jefbot than with a kiss from Cel?
ha! i’ll try and resist going for the “NOOOOOOO” threepeat, Bl4ckw0lf. unless you’re double dog-daring me. 😉
yep, a kiss from cel would most definitely silence the bot. most definitely.
>__<
Fear the anger of doom!!!!!!!
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
*roar of doom*
why in the living doom my messages aren’t showing?! Someone is asking for the bloody revenge of doom!!!
*anger of doom*
I see your messages fine, I don’t know what problem you’re having.
I posted longer messages and the site is only showing the lower bottom of them.
I was asking how in the world to upload my avatar before the “fear teh anger of doom” part. No idea why it didn’t show up. That’s why I was depressed in my comments to StepQueen far up above.
…
And she went for my meds and a tranq gun.
>_<
It did stung, StepMommy. I hope you got me some sugar-free ice cream or something for my troubles!!
…
Bwuahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
She’s ALWAYS going for the meds and tranq gun. Just get in the habit of making sure she hasn’t got handcuffs in the other hand, and you’ll be fine.
You now have my attention. O_O What do you two do in your spare time and where can I plant cameras?
MWAHAHAHAHAHA
Hubby just has to worry when I get out the rubber gloves 😉
I HATE the rubber gloves.
*Places a few digital cameras and turns them on* You may now proceed. ^_^
seeing Dork King (HoESQ) on here is really making my day. 🙂
Is it because now I’m the one getting the rubber gloves, Bot?
o_O
…
*rans away and hides in doomsday devices’ vault of doom*
This is getting kind of hinky.
I think Sonitan needs to open her eyes…
yes, they ARE manual…LOOL
I must need a new prescription for my glasses, apparently!
…
i was trying to answer your previous request!!
QUOTE: “You need a profile picture…something sassy…I deem it so!”
But when I asked for help, the silly site didn’t show up my original message! Only the “fear the anger of doom” part!!!!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…
meh. Perhaps I scared the site too much.
…
But, since I can’t upload my silly avatar for Gravatar… you will have NO idea what my profile pic was suppose to be!!!
Bwuahahahahahahahaha!!!
Want help with it all? If you can’t get it to work let me know and I can help with it or even do it for you. ^_^ *Dodges imminent doom*
*endless pokes of doom*
I would appreciate the help. I just have no idea how to use Gravatar. Supposedly I created the account and i uploaded a pic for my avatar… but then I sort of mess up and the site doesn’t help me out. Seems like I’m a noobie of doom.
;_;
…
Evil help of doom is defenitely a must!
Bwuahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
(the above was an hysterical laugh of doom)
I’ll email you with what needs to be done then, be on the look out.
I already answered you back. Thank you.
*glare of doom*
Don’t make me get my hands bloody, mister. I do like to collect carcasses, remember?
*diabolical laugh of doom*
If there’s anything that you should have been able to pick up in this week that you’ve known me its that I’m an honest person. 😛 No worries.
HA!!!!
Gotta an avatar!!! yay!
*glomps Red*
Uh oh…
*stares at Red*
*Red face = x_X
…
*looks around*
*runs away laughing manically while dragging Red’s carcass*
Bwuahahahahahahahaha!!!
*Uses phoenix down to revive at full health*
Sup?
Darn those phoenix downs! Make collecting carcasses so difficult!
8D <– maniacal smile of doom
Hehehehehe, fear me, I have many.
*Dance of triumph*
thanks for helping Sonitan out, Red!
hmmm… maybe the system just deemed your avatar too sassy, Sonitan! heheh. seems it’s working fine, now.
So my husband and son went to see Tron Legacy. My son thought it was awesome, my husband thought it was OK. He said there was a cute girl and it was cool, but there were as many inconsistencies as the first Tron.
I saw Tangled with my daughter. It was really cute. 😀 I especially liked the chameleon.
Tangled!!! I’ve watched 6 times already! Loads of fun even for an evil victorian goth like me!
Bwuahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
yes, the chameleon was fun! But the horse… that horse takes the Oscars, baby! Wooooooo hoooooo!
*diabolical laugh of doom*
Yay! I like your pic! And yes, the horse was good too.
Pasquale the chameleon hehehe sooo cute…Tangled was a cute movie, I’ve seen it twice. I have no young children…so I must have enjoyed it LOL
Saw Tron 3D, I’m w/Shanna’s hubby, it’s “Ok” …aka…Meh. Visually stunning, I like their light suits…the story was for shite!
Why thank you!
made it out of a pciture mom took me this week. She finished the skirt and went into pciture-time mode!
*evil laugh of doom*
Have to agree with your husband, but also, it was exactly what I expected.
yeah, i can see kids diggingTRON: LEGACY, cuz it looked cool, and there was a lot of stuff to like (like the cute girl. heheh). but the story had many more inconsistencies than the original (imho) and was ultimately a disappointment. that said, i want to see it again cuz, like i said, there was still a lot of stuff to like, especially the action pieces.
haven’t seen Tangled yet, but i hear it’s great! maybe over the holiday.
You BETTER go and see Tangled. I need people to push it down Disney’s Co that they should be doing more “animated/CG” movies like that!! I miss my Disney’s movie summers! darn you Disney’s!!!! Bring my animated summer movies back!!!!
Fear the rage of doom!!!!
FEAR IT!!!
*starts plotting a revenge of doom against Disney’s Co*
Now you must join forces with your arch-rival in order to defeat greater evil, Goku… I mean Jeffbot.
woo! DBZ fan in da house! look for jefbot’s hair to turn yellow and defy gravity in the next strip, Pako.
The cool thing about being a nerd is that you generally have a good idea what other nerds have seen/played/done.
I suppose it’s a similar sense that jocks have in knowing teams, scores and rankings. I wouldn’t really know, but it’s my best guess.
Yeeeeeeeesssssssssss!!! Excellent!
thanks for the excellence, Funnyshaffer!
Jeffbot breath buddy. It sucks but now you know that flirting with pinky was bad bad bad bad. Soniitan love the pic. Red pass the phoenix spells. Need them for other things. *Wink* Welcome back ESQ missed you but aims improving. Shanna why you so quiet??
The game will call, always. So he’ll breath and play with Will. Hope they stop the crap outta Pinky and brother. Then get back to Cel lol.
Phoenix Down’s are only good for two things. Selling for Gil, or reviving yourself or a team mate from death to full health.
darn it. darn it darn it.
I didn’t think I was *that* quiet, but I am trying no to be too bad at work. You know, actually do some work and stuff. 😉
What is this work you speak of? 😉 My work usually consists of four hours of actual work, and four hours sitting around reading webcomics. And then my weekend apparently hold no sleep…bah, night shift.
JEFbot gets most of its traffic on weekdays during work hours, Tiana; holidays and weekends get the least amount of traffic. which means that most people are surfing the web and reading webcomics from work, just like yourself. i find that awesome. 😀
I had to find sneaky ways around my work’s filters, but I managed. 😉
Heh. Thanks Will B…you didn’t know I was so good at ducking and dodging, did you? LOL
Don’t worry you may be good at dodging and ducking but you can’t escape my pit trap. Muhamwhahahahahah.
Somehow I read that as “dodging a duckling”. O_o
^_^
Thank you!
Bwuahahahahahahaha!!
Now you need a new bodice to go with skirt. Complete the look. If you do (or your mom) make said bodice turn boning to side. Not vertical.
yeah, that was jefbot’s fatal error: hanging out with Pinky, even though he wasn’t actively aware he was flirting. bad bad bad, indeed.
QUICK! Cel, give Jefbot a kiss so he’ll stop screaming for a minute!
Great idea rinthia!!!
I second this.
This would be coming dangerously close to fan-service, one feels…
It should definitely be done! ^_^
if jefbot’s still screaming in the next strip, cel might have to take kissing steps, rinthia!
-grabs JB by collar and shakes viscously-
Me- Are you done?
JB- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
-smack-
Me- How about now?
*standing there watching you shake and smack him*
“You know, a gut punch would probably work better!”
Oooh! Go for the diaphram or the trachea!
*shifty eyes* I mean…
Hey! Don’t pick on ‘bot! It’s been a very strange day for him! He’s overwhelmed, poor dear!
…I think I got away with that. ^_^
No. No you didn’t.
Oh… bum…
-_-
hmmm… kissing would be the nicest way to snap bot out of it, but i suppose shaking, smacking, gut punching or a jab to the trachea or diaphragm would be just as effective.
You know that such behavior against the Mancub may grant you torture treatment from the Harem, right?
(I recomend you ignore sweet EvilStepQueen’s behavior. She’s just trying to trick you into trying to punch the Mancub so that her punishment to you will have no end. Just so you know.)
…
Bwuahahahahahahaha!!!
Sonitan…Jef is the SULTAN…the mancubs are the dudes that hang around this site 😀
And, I am the type of friend who would TOTALLY say something like that “Just give him a gut punch, problem solved”…yep, I am the little devil on the shoulder!! LOL
Argh!
Now he’s the Sultan?!! Angela lied to ME!!!! She claimed that Jeff was given Mancub status!!!!! You got some explaining to do, young lady!
QUOTE:
Angella della Muerta said: “The Harem are somewhat protective over him – he has been granted Mancub status.”
http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2010/12/04/the-lost-week/comment-page-1/#comment-19338
Hmmm… apparently Pixie made the “correct description later on. Why in teh world does she does that AFTERWARDS?!
QUOTE:
Pixie: “The “Harem” is a group of fangirls that adore Jeff as Shanna said. Ergo, that would make Jeff the Sultan, King, Oh Exhaulted one. And as we are “HIS” Harem, all favors would be done for him.”
http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2010/12/13/new-strip-tomorrow-december-15/comment-page-1/#comment-19494
Meh! Too much info!!!
*may have to write it all down*
ha!
EvilStepQueen… I’m still WAITING for YOU to get in touch with me, young lady! Don’t make me have your hubby sic you!
Please report as soon as possible! Ask Angela or Pixie for details if you need them. (I’ve already brainwashed them, so. *evil laugh of doom* )
sonikasonica@yahoo.com
Is Pixie gonna hafta shank a person? Or is it time for another hogtyin? Don’t make me bust out the dust!
Oh right, I forgot about the harem. Yeah, noone here would happen to be a member of the sisterhood of incredoubly spooky shit would you? If you are, I already apologized for setting your barracks on fire.
Just went and saw Tron: Legacy with my friends yesterday, and we all really enjoyed it. I think the problem with reviews is that they are generally written by normal people when my friends and I are anything but normal. Just be careful and don’t make the mistake I did of responding to a text calling me a loser with “No, because I just watched Tron.”
Watching Tron doesn’t seem like a losery thing at all.
Anyway, you’re clearly not a loser because you’re here. That automatically makes you awesome. ^_^
Second
awww… thanks AdM & dj!
yeah, TRON: LEGACY is definitely not the disaster i’ve seen some reviews describe, Ryurei, but i felt like they missed out on so much potential. but, y’know, i don’t know if anything could have lived up to the hype of a sequel to such a beloved movie, so i’m glad you and your friends enjoyed it. (as did i, i just wanted to enjoy it more.) 🙂
awww poor guy had the rug yoinked out from under him
yep! definitely some yoinkage going on, dj.
Heh the neverending freakout.
Priceless.
heh. let’s just hope bot can get it together enough to play some competitive DK, Alf.
Well played Wil well played.As for Tron I’m a fan as well and enjoyed every bit of it.
yes, Wil’s winning this war between him and jefbot, Prophet, and he doesn’t even know there is a war! well played, indeed.
i need a cookie…
hmm
and so it shall be.
O_o
A cookie?!
…
*confussion of doom*
what’s confusing about a cookie?
I needed a cookie…I got a cookie…I enjoyed the cookie…the cookie is no more. I now has a sad. 🙁
nothing to do with the comic…just an observation..
cookie…an observation
ah yes, I can see it now….
That was kinda random, but as long as you share the cookies, it’s all good. 😀
Being queen, I shall be a fair, just, and sharing queen. Let them eat cookies! LOL
My mom and I went to Mexican Town over the weekend and bought some fantabulous Mexican pastries mmmm and I’d share them all, if I could 😀
We have a awesome Mexican Bakery in town here. The pastries are just like the ones in Mexico! I’ll share some of those with everyone. Please, everyone, try one. They are really yummy!
I love you guys.
That is all.
I know this post is from three years ago, but I couldn’t resist saying that because I am on mobile then some pages don’t pop up fully (usually only the top part) and when this one only partially loaded then I had the same “Noooooo!” Going through my head as Jefbot xD