I can’t even count the auditions I’ve gone out on that were just completely wrong for me. The Spanish-speaking ones do pop up from time to time (due to me, inexplicably, being mistaken for a Latino), but the funny thing is, I’ve gotten pretty good at faking it!

Special thanks go out to Mary, a smart, lovely actress and friend, who helped me out immensely by doing the Spanish translation for today’s strip. Thanks, Mary!