Today’s strip should make it clear why I have to keep my iPad out of sight when I leave my apartment: I don’t trust my roommate (and inspiration for the Cornfather), Michael Cornacchia. I really have no idea what he’d do with it if he found it. Innocent things, probably. All I know is that when he messes with my gadgets, things go wrong. I don’t know how many times he’s called me to figure out problems with his computer, or getting the DVD player, speaker system or universal remote to work. He’s kind of an electronics jinx. And that scares me more than him taking my iPad for a walk on the wild side. And if he does that, I really don’t want to know about it anyway.