New Strip Tomorrow! (December 15)on December 13, 2010 at 12:06 am
Apologies that this isn’t a new strip and is, instead, another blog post updating you on my progress in making my new apartment livable after my recent move. But I thought it best to post an update before the comment limit was reached on my last post. I mean, seriously people, 285 comments (and counting)!? Sure, maybe a third of those comments are my own, but if I was afraid of the site growing stagnant while I was off unpacking boxes, after the 200th comment or so, I ceased to worry. I am both astonished and proud of all the activity still happening on this site, even in my absence.
Many thanks to those who left comments to show support, or understanding, or just to engage with the rest of the JEFbot community. And big thanks again go out to the unofficial moderators of the comments: Angela della Muerta, Pixie, Sonitan, Shanna and EvilStepQueen (aka The Harem) who all really stepped up answering questions and reassuring readers when I would disappear into my boxes for a day or two. Also a hello and warm welcome to the many new commenters who are either new readers who decided to leave a message or old readers who felt somehow emboldened to comment by the extended stay of the post and/or the interactions going on. In fact, it’s due to such activity that I’ve been mulling over the idea of having a JEFbot Forum, so we can have extended conversations instead of our usual, quick talks that only last until the subsequent strip gets posted. Let me know your thoughts on this and whether or not you’d be inclined to participate. I’ve polled some friends and family and I know at least Mombot’s onboard with the idea.
So back to the issue at hand: the next strip! As this post’s accompanying image and title suggests, there will be a new comic posted tomorrow. This is mostly due to the fact that, with my sister Linda’s help, I was able to get an area cleared and a new desk installed which is nearly twice the size of my old one, which should make creating strips a more comfortable and decadent experience. While the desk and computer tech came together too late for me to make Tuesday’s deadline, I was able to give the new space a brief test run by pencilling the first panel of the next strip and feel confident I can get it done by Wednesday. I can also tell you that it will be another Double-Decker strip, so hopefully that will buy me a tiny amount of good will after this long hiatus.
Yay, new comic soon! And it’s good to hear you’re getting settled into your new digs; that always takes a while. Sigh, I’ll be doing that soon, I think (depends on what the Air Force decides, grumble). Btw, a forum would be an excellent idea; I enjoy reading the conversations around here.
Killed the last of the box multiplying demons I see. Good. Hope the unpacking keeps up and you find all the horde unbroken. (Nutting worse then losing mint condition “Memorabilia” in the move.) Good luck at the new digs. (Though digging the new access tunnel to the lair gonna set the budget over for the year.)
Awesomness, glad to get some good news from ya Jef. And congrats on getting settled thus far.
Yay for the good news!
I say go with the forum, I personally don’t participate much in the conversations on the comment section (since I don’t usually comment) but I do enjoy reading them. I’m sure with the infinity that is geek knowledge there would be a lot to talk about.
Looking forward to the new strip!
As Estogndakila I usually don´t speak in forums but your strips made me write a lot.
I warn you, if you start a forum… NOTHING CAN STOP US NOW!!! BWAHAHAHAHA
I love to say that 😉
(En Castellano: ¡¡NADA PODRÁ DETENERNOS!!)
I would like a forum. With evil emoticons to punish the rebels!
*diabolical laugh of doom*
You already have half the job done for it, jef. You have the powerful HAREM to mod it! FEAR THE HAREM!! FEAR IT!!!!!
The evil ruler of the Harem has spoken (and continues to poke!!)!!!
Hmmm… I need to ask Red if there is sugar-free Pocky. I’ve never tasted a Pocky, but with diabetis you bet that won’t happen unless there’s a sugar free version of the evil concoction.
Are you going to look for one of those “free” forums like (freeforums.org) or is it going to be enbedded into the jefbot site powered by Invision Power Board (www.invisionpower.com)? (There’s also an open source powered called phpbb –> http://www.phpbb.com )
Meh. I feel like a seller. Hate it!!!!
*diabolical glare of doom*
Fear the GLARE! FEAR IT!!!
*runs away laughing maniacal laughs of doom*
P.S. I used the freeforums once upon a time and on those days it was awesome. No idea if they still are, but a bit of wondering here and there might give the needed info.
Hmmmm… so you literally sketch into the computer, jef? Interesting. Never thought it could be done. I usually sketch in paper, scan it and then do the computer stuff. What program you use to create the strip/ Diabolical Photoshop?
And yes, there are programs that you can get to do that, but you also need a special hardware for it. You can usually get them in a bundle for anywhere from $100~$400 depending on the set you want. I don’t know what one he is using particularly, but I have seen them, so I can give at least a little input on it.
Hmmmm… well, I have a Dell Precision workstation and an Intuos 9×12 graphic tablet. Also got some CS3 programs… is just the “how to do sketches into the computer” that intrigues me. In all honestly I’ve never seen it before.
*evil glare of doom*
SomeONE is gonna have to hunt the information for me!!!
*evil laugh of doom*
If I knew the specifics of it, I would help, but the best person to ask in this case is the other sleep deprived male you seem to like to glomp. 😛
Ask Jeff about it when he’s awake.
i use a 12WX Cintiq (the black monitor-looking thing to the right of my laptop) to get the sketches into my computer Sonitan. i used to use Sketchbook Pro software to do the sketches, then import them into Photoshop, but now i just sketch directly into Photoshop CS4 with the Brush tools, then ink over them using the Pencil Tool. coloring’s all done in Photoshop, too. i tried to use an Intuos for a while, but i just couldn’t get the hang of it, although i’d love to learn as they’d be great while traveling. Cintiq’s not good for traveling and it’s pricey, but i can definitely recommend it.
I don’t think there is a sugar free Pocky, but my 68 year old grandmother has diabetes too but she can have it without a problem, and if you’re worried about too much sugar its probably the same type. Looking at the nutrition information for http://www.asianfoodgrocer.com/product/glico-strawberry-pocky there is only 11 grams of sugar in one box, which is a serving. My grandmas diabetic specialist also said that having real sugar in candies and snacks like this is better than the fake sugar or substitutes found in most sugar free foods and drinks. If you live in a town with a Wal-mart or an Asian foods store i would suggest going there and seeing what kinds they have. The store here only sells chocolate and strawberry, but there’s also a milk flavor that has come to America, I just cant find it near me. For as good and addictive as it is, it’s actually quite healthy a snack.
Thanks, Red. There is, indeed, a Walmart near me. I’ll have to check if they bring Pocky into the Walmarts of Puerto Rico. I hope they do.
Hey Sonitan, I’m diabetic too! I’ve had an insulin pump for 8 or 9 years now and it makes all the difference in the world. I can eat like a normal human (no comments about my normality!) with it. You have to have good health insurance tho because the pump itself runs in the thousands (I’ve had to pay ~$2,000 as my part of the cost, even with good insurance!) and the supplies are expensive too. But with it, I have no fear of Pocky! Or cake or candy or … mmmmmm. Sorry, I got side tracked there. 😉
Kewl! One of the members of my burlesque troupe has an insulin pump, often visible during performances. She does a lot of political satire, and her stage name started out as “Polly Sci” but with the pump ended up as “Polly Cyborg”
Thanks for the info, Shanna and Chelle. I’ll see if I can get some more info about it here at Puerto Rico. As far as I know, I would have to pay cash for it, since none of the primary medical insurances here in the Island cover for such devices. Apparently the insulin pumps are kinda “new” over here. Thank you.
*evil glomp of doom*
*runs away with the carcases of both Shanna and Chelle*
8D <— maniacal smile of doom
The pumps may be new there, but I’m sure you could get pens on insurance. If nothing else some syringes and the old style bottles. If you have any of them treatments you don’t have to worry about the sugar.
I was born with diabetis, kidney failure and a damaged heart. When I asked my mom why she didn’t return me ’cause of “factory defects” she told me that she had already saw me and fell in love with my evil cuteness.
Apparently she saw that I have what it takes to conquer the world. Or at least the virtual world.
*diabolical laugh of doom*
I’ve been using short needles and insulin bottles since birth 😛 It’s just that I’ve been told that insulin pumps reduce up to a 70% the damages caused by diabetis. That seems like a nice positive number for me, huh? No worries. I’ll work hard to get one, one day!
8D <—- diabolical insane smile of doom
Well, sounds like your life is constantly full of fun. 🙁 I hope things look up even more for you Sonitan, and I wish you the best of luck getting that pump.
*glomp of doom*
Thanks! But don’tcha worry, dear Red! I’m far from near the grave (although I do want to be cremated, but that’s a subject for another time! Bwuahahaha!!!)
Been conquering my surroundings with my evilly victorian gothness personality ever since!
Sonitan, I have so much <3 for you right now… 😀
You don't let life get you down and you're super funny!!
A bit odd…but super funny HAHAHAHA
P.S. wtf does "glomp" mean? heh
Oh no, you asked the one question one should never ask……
Oh, and since we didn’t meet in the last posts discussion, HAI!! ^_^ If you find you want to talk to me more or get my no updates on twitter I’m on Angela’s list of people, however extensive that is. It’s RedNight4872 on there. And now everyone knows where “Red” comes from. 😛
Nice to meet you, Red….I’m on AdM Twitter friends, also…as…EvilStepQueen…haha go figure, eh?
You’ve achieved clearspace and filled it with matter of your own choosing—good for you!
And hooray for a new comic!
Nice stuff you have got there Bot 😀
I spy with my little eye… STITCH!
Hey Jeff, it makes me so happy to see little Mu there peaking out next to your computer. I have a huge smile now. It is so nice to see my creations appreciated. 😀
Thanks for updating us on the strip progress (and your unpacking progress). It should make the hordes more manageable.
Oh yea, and cool that the new strip is going up tomorrow after the long hiatus. It’s almost like it’s a birthday present for me! 😉
I think I spy a Stitch on your desk. Whether or not this is the case, it truly made me smile this morning.
*shakes her rhumba panties* HURRAY!!!!!
*Singsong* We’re gonna have a new comic, we’re gonna have a new comic, we’re gonna have a new comic!!!!
Awww…i gots a mention *blushes*
Ohh sneak peek has JeffBot looking all NerdRaged…Hotness!
Yeah we moved 6 months ago into a WAY smaller space and have decided we are only unpacking what we can not live without.
*le sigh* Must be awesome to be that artistically inclined. Mumsy has it in my family…I can barely draw grapes. And those are just a bunch of circles. I’m much more on the performing side of the coin. Though I do enjoy working with scupley and I am an avid seamstress (Not professional…just avid).
I am all for a forum. But of course that comes with it’s own set of problems. Colliding personalities and such. Then again I suppose we will just deal with it as it comes.
Can’t wait to see the new strip tomorrow!
On the Second day of Pixie Christmas our JeffBot gave to me an update on the comic!
Thanks for including me in THE Harem of Jefbot in your post for Boxes PC foto.
And while I humbly and joyfully join this awesome female collective I request no further implications are made as I an a guy who like girls very much.
However you are absolutely correct about me being COMPLETLY NUTS!.
Then we offer you Mancub Status if you will accept Maryz.
See description below somewhere underneath cause I’m tired.
Go rest easy Pixie, Ill be happy to fill in any capacity the Harem wants me to.
You in your Rhumba panties, AdM in her corset, me in my tutu, Shanna in her crocheted outfit, and Sonitan …. what does Sonitan wear? Hmmmmmmm
And we need to take away her poker, k? LOL
HAHAHAHA! If you scroll through my pics on FB you’ll see some of myself and Mom and friends in tutus at a tea house. Hysterical.
I SAW THOSE!! I didn’t want to seem all “creeper” but first let me say…Rhumba shorts and corset…you go girl, I love it! Second…that tea party with the tutus and wings…omg LOVE IT!!! You are the geeky odd girl I’d love to be <3
*diabolical laugh of doom*
I’m a victorian goth, dear EsQ. I wear corsets and long victorian bustle skirts with lots of burlesque platform shoes and knee-hi boots. And mini top hats.
Still in the search for a normal top hat that will fit me, that wont cost me an eye and that I can decorate with decadent laces and bows.
Did I tell you my girlfriend and I are starting a burlesque troupe?
I have a top hat! It’s all red roses and spiderweb lace and a spider pin.
I can’t find mini hats to save my GD life! Cause I need about a bajillion of them!
Sonitan, that is AWESOME!!
I don’t know what I am…I’m goofy hahaha…and I pride myself on that…TYVM
And because I tend to not read things longer than 8 lines unless something is pointed out that my skimming didn’t reveal, I just now read his post up there….. I think a forum would be a great idea, and I should have ubber admin powers so i can have fun with people. 😛 And yes, The Harem did a good job, even if I still don’t know who is in it all. Though I tend to not like to join groups that encircle individuals, but I have made some exceptions to that before because I did find the group to be that awesome. So if there’s a group that doesn’t have a name that insinuates sexual favors, let me know. 😛
It should be pointed out that the Evil Step Queen is also definitely part of the Harem. The Harem is an only-recently-named group, but we are the loyal fangirls of Jeff’s. I’m can’t speak for the whole Harem as to whether favors can be expected, but several of us *are* married, so you’d probably be better off attempting to get those favors from the single ones. *cough* AdM *cough* 😉 Although re-reading your post, it looks like you are looking for a group that DOESN’T give favors???
Hey Sonitan, are you married? I get the impression that you are a youngish single goth girl.
And Sonitan, if you do not wish to open up a door for a lot of already imminent flirts, you will not answer that question. XD
I fail to see why Sonitan would want to stop poor prey from literaly comming to her on silver platter.
Sounds like my kind of party! ^_^
If you ask my friends, you’ll hear this same thing. Once I attach, I don’t let go. 😛 And I don’t think she wants to be dragging me around.
The prey in this place is already utterly masochist!
*diabolical laugh of doom*
If you wanna know how masochistic I am we can talk in private chats. 😛
Private chats, Red? 😛
Should I fear which chat rooms you seem to lurk in?
*evil laugh of doom*
It’s not so much the chat rooms I lurk in, it’s how I act and who I influence when I go to any chat rooms. 😛
And I meant e-mails or Yahoo Messenger.
Should I even refrain myself from asking?
*diabolical laugh of doom*
Not asking might be the best thing for now. 😛
Seems like I should plead the Fifth.
*runs away laughing maniacally*
Yes, I’m single. And straight.
So, send the prey my way. I’ll handle them “beautifully”.
*gleefully swings flamethrower of doom*
OOOO Flamethrower of doom….
I’m particular to knives…throwing knives…or dull spoons…yes dull spoons will work just fine hehehe
If not evident enough, I’m a guy, and “The Harem” is a name of obviously fan girls, and the only reason I suggested the favors is because of the history of the word “harem” itself. More or less it was meant as a round about bad joke that I might get yelled at for from Sonitan, but I’m used to getting yelled at by people, lol. Anyway, as a guy, I wouldn’t mind being part of a fan base for another guy, but I also don’t want to join a group of fan girls. And if there’s anything in there that I didn’t say right, or need to explain deeper, let me know.
Ow, come on, the fact you are a guy is not as important as good taste in webcomic and frequency of posting.
Come on, Join us!
You know you want to…
Come to the dark side. We have cookies and cocoa and boobies.
Would it be too cheesy to say “you had me at boobies.”?
Of course not! Don’t be ridiculous! Surely you jest!
I KNEW you literally fell for that apart, you perv!
It’s not like I tried to hide it. 😛 Any straight geek guy would have to be stupid to not wanna follow the boobies.
*sigh of doom*
In all honestly I never understand why guys fall for the boobies. They are nothing but some…pieces of round muscle right in the middle of the chest! You got any idea how many places I CAN NOT fit ’cause of these obstacles?!!
There, I gave you enough for your perv imagination to run wild. My gift to you!
But seriously, I truly think that they are obstacles.
Sonitan, sadly my round muscle bits tend to be more “googily eyed” than right in the center of my chest…30’s suck HAHAHA
Straight-Already likes boobies. Male- Is adept at sucking on boobbies. Geek- Only gets to see virtual boobbies, so if i can get it, I take it. Sex Deprived- It’s been so long for me you could probably get me with a pin up….
And of course…..the inevitable sleep deprivation spelling errors. That is the first time I’ve misspelled “boobies”.
*chuckles* Now I’m being pimped out by other Harem members?! ^_^
How come I don’t sense and shock or unwillingness coming from your comment? You seem to be almost gleeful. >_>
Your senses serve you well. ^_^
I didn’t study how the human mind works for nothing. 😛
of course! thanks for reminding me, Shanna – the post has been amended, and apologies to ESQ for the oversight.
*giggles, blushes* heh Thanks Jef 😀
Thanks Shanna 😀 I appreciate the shout out!
I’m normally a bouncy little part of this forum, but I was slacking…
I was the “silent partner” so to speak HAHAHAHA!!!
Oh, and do I need to mention…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHANNA!!!!!!!!
Best wishes Shana!
This was me.
Next time I wont forget niether birthday nor name. I promise!
*Covers in fear.*
Thanks ESQ and Maryz! 😀
Ok let me clear things up here LOL.
The “Harem” is a group of fangirls that adore Jeff as Shanna said. Ergo, that would make Jeff the Sultan, King, Oh Exhaulted one. And as we are “HIS” Harem, all favors would be done for him. THAT being said, as Shanna pointed out yet again, many of us Harem girls are married. Favors for the exhaulted one can be a range of things from keeping the peace around here, reminding people that the Exhaulted On is not a robot and does need his rest occasionally to ordering him to get his rest *pointed look at Jeff* and making sure he eats to tucking him in and making him hot cocoa. Cause growing Exhaulted Ones need thier cocoa!
Any other favors the unmarried girls want to do for the Exhaulted One are up to them and probably not safe for a forum/comments ANYWAY LOL! *pointed look at Angela*
Now, here’s where it gets a little tricky. Fanboys of the group can be one of two things. 1) you can be the first male member of the Harem. or 2) you can be elected to be a Mancub. Mancubs are under the protection of the Harem as sort of pets. This status is bestowed upon you. Show yourself to be worthy and you are given Mancub status by one of the Harem members. She is them sort of your…well…not owner persay but maybe liek a Big Sister type of situation. Got it? Clear as mud right?!
Ladies of the Harem are we agree on these terms? What say you?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the list of things I can say to implicate myself just grew MASSIVELY!! I think I may have misjudged whose most dangerous in The Harem… I think I’m going to re-examine my thoughts and see if I can’t come to a better conclusion. XD
*diabolical laugh of doom*
I happen to think I navigate the fine line between suggestive and NSFW rather well, thank you! :p
Yes of course you do but who else was I going to look pointedly at Silly!
You have a point there. ^_^
That line is mighty thin, and from what I’ve seen you waiver from side to side sometimes. 😛
No, that’s your own dirty mind. :p
I can neither deny or acknowledge that statement for it may be my undoing…. O_O
*Attempts to clean all nasty thought out of his head.*
Ya know, it just don’t work like it should. I get rid of some, and more come flooding in to fill the space….
We’ll just need to drown Red in bleach.
Tested, tried, and failed. Sadly, I don’t die so easily. Though the person that tried that might wish I did.
No male members in the Harem!!!
The diabolical ruler of the Harem has spoken… and pokes mercilessly!!!
Or if they don’t want to be mancubs, I think the guys should be allowed to be unaffiliated with the harem. Just like not all female fans should be harem members. I kinda like the harem being a somewhat exclusive club. But that’s just me.
I agree with you, dear Shanna. Besides, everybody here knows that to be part of the Harem you got to have guts and be evil.
*diabolical laugh of doom*
They can be Knights of the Sultan…huh, how about that?? *eyebrow wiggle*
I like “Mancub”!!
Oh and the “favors”..I am adding one to the list of Harem Girl duties…
When Jefbot comes to our town, after he gets a book of Jefbots published, we are obligated (life permitting, of course) to go and be there for him!! Right?
And yes, some of us are married…
And yes, watch out for AdM mwhahahaha
“Watch out for” as in? Should I be preparing to have a bunch of fun?
I can hardly wait!
As for the forum idea: Me not likey.
I like the short snarky format we have here right now.
Besides I find Forums kinda pain in the ass to navigate. I know its just because Im too lazy to put some effort into it but so what. If something works, why change it right?
*evil laugh of doom*
Hey, you’re allowed time to move! And as hiatuses go, this is actually short. I know cartoonists who have had to take months off. (Usually owing to personal health challenges.) They tend to manage the gap by asking for guest strips. In your case, comments are keeping the site active. Whatever works is good.
Yay, bigger desk with plushies! Yay, new cartoon soon!
Glad you are getting settled in, Peg
Honestly, if stagnation caused US to get 285 comments, we’d go on hiatus more often — geez!
*evil laugh of doom*
Excellent to know that things are progressing, Jeff dear. ^_^
Wonderful to know we’ll be getting a comic soon. Not that anyone wants to pressure you, but we do love and miss you and your work ever so much. ^_^
*purrs* I feel ever so special after getting a mention in the blog post! =^_^=
I, for one, would welcome a forum. I’m not normally a big commenter on comics and things but I adore everyone here. There’s such a great atmosphere, you just can’t help but be drawn into the fun.
I would be happy to volunteer my services, should they be requested or required. ^_^
Mark my words: the evil Harem will be needed to keep the beast at ease!
*diabolical laugh of doom*
It’s wednesday now! COMIC COMIC COMIC COMIC COMIC!!!
in be4 some idiot gets all snippy with me because they’re frustrated at not having a life.
Psst, December 14th is Tuesday, not Wednesday. And if I get snippy at you, its not because I don’t have a life, it’s kinda nice not having one, I get to be on here more. If I get snippy with you its because you leave me something to poke fun at, and I like to play with people heads as a side job, so I must poke it.
As Red said, it’s Tuesday today. I’m in the UK so my timing is several hours ahead of Jeff’s, but I allow for the time difference.
As for your “frustrated at not having a life” comment – you’re an insensitive goit.
I happen to have crippling anxiety and a myriad of other issues which leave me pretty much housebound. As a 22 year old who is unable to leave the house; yes, that IS frustrating.
I understand that you didn’t know this but, had you acted with respect, I wouldn’t be trying to suppress an attack right now.
Thanks for that(!)
Glad someone agrees with me about him.
And now knowing that about you Angela, I must apologize in advance in case I happen to say something that might set off one of your attacks. I tend to not say anything that might, but everyone is different when it comes to that. It was difficult being how I am and having 3 different friends with anxiety problems, but growing up around people who have them issues has made it so I at least have an idea what it’s like. (If I sound like I’m saying something stupid or insensitive, I don’t mean to, I just cant think of any other way to word it.) 🙁
I can tell that you have a playful intent when you comment, that’s unlikely to trigger me.
Alf is being abrasive & disrespectful – something I’ve not encountered on this site before.
*Hugs* Just ignore the mean person and it should all be ok.
You’ve got friends here, no matter how new I am, I still worry about and support my friends.
Hugs Angela. That because most of understand geek manners. (There another word for it but can’t spell and spell check has hissyfit about it). Treat others as you wish to be treated. We all have our problems. As for ALF, he chose his handle well. He truly an Alien Life Form.
Thank you, Will.
Thanks for answering the young thing, Angela. I wasn’t really in the mood to.
*diabolical sigh of doom*
Do I need a virtual whip or something to impose some common sense into the alien?!!
I’m afraid I broke a few of my rules about respect etc, but I was rather upset at the time. -_- I’ll try to keep in better control if this sort of thing ever happens again… I hope it doesn’t though. This has always been such a nice place.
I happen to find that most of your comments side into the rude and insensitive, which goes really bad in my book. Perhaps you need a little lesson in netiquette. Quiete disappointing.
Like the forum idea BUT what will replace the ‘Spectacles of Firstness’????
BTW, past the 50 comment mark, how’s that for average?
LOL qarter of those comments are yours. Keep up the good commenting!
Please tell me you didn’t go and count how many were mine….. I would like to think that for once when I talk I’m not the center of attention….
*evil laugh of doom*
Really? Who? I hope it’s a girl. ^_^
And no, I wasn’t trying to sound full of myself. With my circle of friends and when I was in school, if I talked at all, everyone would stop what they were doing and listen, weather it was a plan for something to do, or a question for the teacher.
Just clarifying because I don’t want everyone thinking that I believe the world revolves around me.
Nope I didnt count it, your Avatar just kinda pops out. People in flames tend to do that.
Anyway my condolences as it appears Sonitan has already got to you with her Flamethrower of Doom. She is seriously not pulling any punches.
This was me as well.
*whaps Maryz with a cod* Stop that!
Well I don’t think I’m quite a quarter of the comments, but I am a bit more active than usual.
okay wait is that the laser disc for heavy metal? Sweet. makes me wonder what went so horribly wrong from the transition from laser disc to dvd….
diggin the work station too. Very mood setting with a scratch doll and a… some sort of toy sci fi fighter plane? and whats that behind scratch…?? oh yeah it’s obvious to everyone now how you set the mood to draw strips…. 🙂
Yeah its cool Jeff your fortunate..scratch that we’re fortunate that the bulk of your followers/fans/cult? are an understanding bunch. Its a fun community so far. I’m gonna go pillage something now baiiii!
As of right now, about what percent of your stuff still needs unpacking?Also, how are you doing today?
I really hope he already unpacked the kitchens utensils, Fijiman! Should have been the first thing to unpack… close followed by the bed and the bathroom necessities!
*evil laugh of doom*
And because I must, almost 100 comments, Jef, this is anything but a dead post. 😛
*sigh* I so dropped the ball. I wasn’t there. 🙁 I’m no longer a part of the Harem…I let my Jefbot down….
Good to see you’re back! Missed my geek fix 😀
Hush you! You’re totally a Harem member!
Jeff’s allowed time off for real life stuff, so are you!
*huggles* I still love you! ^_^
I’ve been neglecting Twitter, as well!! I missed you 😀
I’m back, baby…and I’m making up for lost time…
What the heck are you talking about. EsQ?!!! WHo kicked you outta the Harem? I will burn them with my trustly flamethrower of doom!!!!
*gives hard shake of doom*
The Harem has ALWAYS acknowledged that you’re part of it! So snap out of it!
*give more shakes of doom*
The evil ruler of the Harem has spoken… and POKED mercilessly!!
*pokes EsQ mercilessly*
Oh NOES I have “Shaken ESQ Syndrome”!!!! LMAO
*eyes rolling around in my head*
Heh, thanks Sonitan, I needed that…and uh, stop poking me, I’m horribly ticklish and I bruise easily!!
But…I DID mention that “I” dropped the ball, I wasn’t here like all the rest of you were…but I feel loved 😀
I love those cartoon references!
Really? I can’t believe you even QUESTIONED your spot in the Harem. Silly EsQ!
O.O I SEE ROCKBAND DRUMS!!
So can I be part of the Harem too? I’m not quite as exotic as most of the other members…but will an Alaskan acting girl do? ‘Cause that’s what we got… 😉
We will be watching *looking all pointedly over the top of my glasses and junk*
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