Although the rumor that you can contract herpes from playing beer pong has been exposed as a hoax, i still wonder what kind of microbes are being transferred to the cups by those ping pong balls that are being handled by dirty hands and falling onto even dirtier floors. The alcohol in the beer can’t be killing everything. I’m starting to rethink my beer pong career…

And, in case you missed it, jefbot’s inability to burp was well documented in the mini-storyline that started here: JEFBOT.99_Burpless

Next: The tournament begins!