If I could attach a sound effect to this strip it would go something like, “Dun Dun DUUUUUUN!” once you saw Wil Wheaton‘s name in that last panel. Although some of you may have squealed in geeky delight, longtime readers and those who have plundered the archive (JEFBOT.66/67/68 specifically) will know that jefbot has a somewhat dark obsession with Wil, an obsession that has only increased since it first manifestedΒ a couple hundred strips ago.