I know I said that the previous strip would be the penultimate strip to the reveal of the winners, but it felt better having cel give jefbot his motivation before he begins his final turn, so you’ll have to wait one more strip until the winning team is revealed.
And while I’m not going to tell you what cel whispered to jefbot to get his head back in the game, I’m afraid to even contemplate what some of you may be thinking she whispered to him. Post your thoughts, but keep ’em PG. This goes double for all you pervs out there. You know who you are.
Perv? Me? *innocent* But I’ll enjoy my own thoughts about what she said and keep them to myself. Whatever it was, it worked!
unbelievable, Tiana – you Firsted within a minute or two of the comic going up and even read and responded to the strip and blog post! here are your well-deserved Shades of Firsting: 😎
Yay! *dons the Shades* I’m a speed-reader…very useful skill most of the time. Especially when processing written messages while driving; I can read a billboard or street sign and understand it very fast.
ooh, nice! wish i had that power. 😀
Yes, it would be quite useful in LA, wouldn’t it? We don’t have many billboards here, so those are a novelty for me when I trek south.
loving your new avatar, btw. who is that and what the heck is she wielding?
Ahem…that’s me. And those are roses I’d just gotten for our final performance of W.A.S.P. It was so sweet, a guy from the audience got up while we were taking our bows and handed roses to everyone in the cast! That’s never happened to me before, so it was so cool.
that’s awesome – it looks like it’s from a movie! congrats on the show and the roses!
Thanks! It was a fun show, and I moved straight into another. I got cast in my University’s production of Winter’s Tale, as the Shepherd. So exciting!
Maybe she’s promised him a trip to the ice cream parlor? (And that’s about as innocent as my thoughts get!)
ha! ice cream. that might be it, reynard61. heheh.
Yup..icecream, however, I believe she elaborated on what specific part(s) of her anatomy Jefbot may slather the icecream(and chocolate-sauce) before eating it…..
im hoping theres some whipcream involved too
“whipcream”
Isn’t that what you put on your whip so that the leather stays supple? (Reading this, I now realize that I may have a bit of the purv in me. Oh well…) Or do you mean “whipped cream”?
Lets go with both :]
heh.
“whipped cream” or “whipcream” makes no difference – both are still pervy, Mearcyn and r61! 😀
Technically, you guys are all actually thinking of “chantilly cream” (shahn-tee-YEE). 😛
Whipped cream is just cream that has been aerated.
Chantilly cream has sugar (and occasionally vanilla) in it.
(Oh yeah. Bringing the food nerdisms to the party.)
well that’s a definite possibility, JurgenS. heheh. i’m trying to think of a place on cel’s anatomy that could be slathered with ice cream and chocolate sauce and still be semi-innocuous but i’m coming up blank. her elbows? knees? nah, still sexy.
“Sexy” is THAT part of a woman’s anatomy that entices. A beautiful long, slender pair of legs can be as sexy as a nicely toned back, or a pert pair of firm, small, yet supple tu…tee…tii….taah…ttihhh.h.h…toes…yeah “toes” that’s what I was about to say..
I love Jef’s transformation from nervous to confident. The expressions are great, and the look in Cel’s eyes when shes whispering to him is great.
fantastic strip as always!
hey thanks, emikae! glad the expressions and body language came through!
Thats the way aha aha
…i liiike it, uh-huh uh-huh.
I’m guessing the promise of something he has not yet beheld, something that he really wants. A collectors Item that he does not yet have, or storage space for what he does still have.
no doubt i’d have the same look on my face as jefbot does in that last panel if someone offered me free storage space, Liam!
Cel promised to *censorship* and that’s how Jefbot saves the universe
or you know, something along that line.
heh. if cel promised jefbot *censored* then he BETTER win, Liro Raeriyo!
QUOTE: “This goes double for all you pervs out there. You know who you are.”
Very happy that you cleared that outta the way, jeff. Too many to even count, I’m telling ya!!!!
*glares of doom at all the pervs*
…
Bot’s expression in the last panel is precious, though. That last panel should go in a t-shirt, jef! Hmmmm… now that I think about it… it could go in a button as well. His face and Cel’s speech bubble hanging above him. Could work.
And to all the pervs, remember what the sultan said: keep it pg… or else the gates of doom shall be open and your perv soul will be dragged to a room full of canivalistic plush bunnies.
Bwuahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
I like the t-shirt/button idea. It totally sounds like something I would want to buy.
good to know, Fijiman!
Well that wouldn’t be a worry then as canables they would only eat other plush bunnies. Eddie you failed as minion. Should have gotten your mistress flesh eating plush bunnies. Not canable plush bunnies. Bad minion.
maybe Sonitan’s wrath will transform us all into plush bunnies before casting us into the gates of doom, Will B! >:)
That was my thoughts exactly since it’s ALMOST safe to say that bunnies are among the top PERVS!!!!! You will all turn into bunnies and then get eaten by my cannibal bunnies of doom!!!!
*diabolical laugh of doom*
sadly, i cannot hide from your *glare of doom* either, Sonitan! i’ll have to stand with the rest of ’em when you cast judgment on us before the gates of doom. 😉
glad you like bot in that last panel! it’ll definitely be going on a BOTton at some point, but not sure about a shirt. it’s possible though, so thanks for the feedback, as always.
How would cel make a perv smile like that?
That’s all I’m saying.
it’s up to your imagination, Tim!
Free games for life?
Arcade games, I mean.
yep: games, arcade or… otherwise would be enough to put a big smile on bot’s face, Sarah W!
Considering how they were christening that one machine waaaaay back at the beginning, I agree!
Maybe she appealed to his “Killer Instinct”.
There was this one finisher that Orchid had…
indeed, Clayton Gee! as long as it’s not a “Humiliation” finisher, i think appealing to bot’s “Killer Instinct” could’ve been a good way for cel to go. 😉
I’d like what he’s gonna have if he wins please. First and second panel had me thinking Jefbot is constipated or something heh. Good strip… two thumbs waaaay up
thanks for the thumbs, Jiro! and let’s hope bot’s not constipated – no telling how much longer Pinky’s going to be at the DK machine. 🙂
Cel says: I´ll play with you all night… to all the arcade games, FREE!
And, WW quote is from “The Last Starfighter” may be?
JB face is fantastic.. again 😉
free arcade games all night is a pretty good deal, CE!
and yep, The Last Starfighter was one of the movies Wil referenced in his pep talk. there were two others… 🙂
she promised him free use of the arcade. pretty sure of it. or that she’ll *bleep* and *bleep* until he *bleep*.
it’s all pretty graphic.
free use of the arcade, TforT? that’d definitely make me pretty happy, so i’d bet bot would also be cool with that. as for the *bleeps*? those would probably make him pretty happy, too. 😉
I was always taught that if you can’t say anything pervy, then you shouldn’t say anything at all.
That being said, here are my thoughts on the strip:
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heheh. well said, nuurgle!
First time I’ve seen a Tron, Wizard and Last Starfighter reference in one awesome comic.
yep, you got all the references, NNinja555! and thanks for adding the “awesome comic” in there, too. 🙂
*glances at the square, tarnished, burnt to a crisp halo dangling from her horn*
Is it that obvious Jeff? Oops * takes of the Provert Professor name tag too* Yes well umm yeah about that…you see, wha ha hapin wuz….ummm.
I do believe that she promised him some more time in the Star Wars machine. And that’s as PG as I can get about this situation. Darn it!
The last panel is just pure artwork. The expressions are priceless and Cel’s confidence as she just strides away is just ADORKABLE! Love it!
better hide that tarnished halo, Pixie! not that it would help much. heheh. i appreciate you keeping your more “spicy” nature in check and staying in the PG realm. speaking of which, cel promising jefbot more time in the Star Wars machine is a really good guess! if jefbot’s lucky, he’ll get more time in there with cel before all is said and done. 😀
and thanks for the kudos on the last panel. i’m always happy when you deem my stuff “adorkable”!
I’m sure she just promised him a lifetime VIP pass to The Last Arcade.
Right?….right??……
=P
could be, DerelictJet! of course, i bet jefbot will get free access to The Last Arcade as long as he and cel are “together.” well, if he’s lucky. 🙂
Cel pep talk FTW! I imagine that what she said could easily fall into the PG range. I just can’t picture her suggesting something to him in a way that would be unacceptable to say here. Not that she’s angelic, but she is subtle.
I love Wil’s attempt to outgeek Jefbot. Too funny.
What an awesome expression in the last panel. That’s the expression all women hope to achieve with their guys. 😀
you’re right, shanna – it doesn’t seem like cel’s style to say anything too explicit in jefbot’s ear. i think his expression would be more one of shock if she were to go that far. but then, in the heat of a contentious DK battle, you never know! 😉
glad you and so many other readers are digging that last panel! his expression will definitely have to go on a BOTton, soon.
Uhm Fred Savage was in the the movie Wizard but it was his little brother in the movie that was the game wizard.
Trying to decide which makes me geekier that I got the reference or that I knew that without having to go look it up.
glad you got the reference, Jack Faire! you’re right about it, of course, and i thought about that when i was writing the strip, but “More Wizard than Fred Savage’s little brother” (and it was his half brother if i remember right) just didn’t have the same ring to it. 😉
I would suppose she offered him free plays for life in the arcade or something if we need to keep it PG
it’s possible, Kyle. but what if they stop being friends? does he still get arcade privileges? if that ends up being what she promises, bot better get that in writing! 😉
PG responses:
If you win, I will tell you how I know your hamster.
If you win, I will tell you about the aliens.
However, neither of those are correct, because he would not have that smile from either of those, so my only PG response that it could be is:
If you win, I will be your girlfriend. (Since they have this flirting thing, but nothing official yet)
thanks for keeping it PG, Uassked4it!
those would be great promises, and definitely something worth competing for, but you’re right in thinking they probably wouldn’t elicit such an extreme, goofy smile from bot in that last panel. now, promising to be his girlfriend definitely would, however… 🙂
“Post your thoughts, but keep ‘em PG. This goes double for all you pervs out there. You know who you are.”
*AHEM* HEY DorkKing, I do believe he’s talking to YOU!!!
Watch your mouth…uh…keystrokes there, buddy… LOL
*whispers* but PG-13 can be pretty risque’ sometimes…hehehe…
Who knows, maybe Cel promised Jef he could stab Wil Wheaton when he was done LOL!!! Yeah, that’s it!
StepMommy, you’re awesome. You got me in “Cel promised Jef he could STAB Will…”
Oh yeah. Blood is ALWALS a good incentive. Good times.
Bwuahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
I do think you are mistaken, my love.
StepMommy is never mistaken.
*evil laugh of doom*
ha! i didn’t want to explicitly say DorkKing’s name, ESQ! (that said, thanks for calling him out so i won’t have to.) 😉
stabbing Wil, eh? i guess she’d have to help bot cover the whole thing up, too. hmm… that’s love, methinks!
Covering up is easy when you got minions of doom to take care of the messy part of all bloody businesses.
Bwuahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Yep that IS love…I mean…that’s why I keep DorkKing around…he WOULD help me hide the body 😀
That and he’s so darn goofy…LOL!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
That’s my laugh, you thief!!!!!
Eddie!!! SIC ‘im!!!!!!!!!!
*ubber scorn of doom*
*gets out the BFG 9000 of DOOM and starts shooting at DorkKing*
how
*shoots again*
dare
*another shot*
you
*and another*
steal
*another blast hits DorkKing*
that
*yet another hit*
laugh
*proceeds shooting like a maniac at the pulverized pile of dust that was once DorkKing*
NO ONE will EVER steal my Empress’ laugh and get away with it!
*Looks on, shrugs and decides anything more would be overkill. Then throws suitcase A-bomb at remains and coolly walks away.*
*Hits Marys with with shovel, knocking him out, then runs away while laughing like a hyena.*
Nice “Last Starfighter” reference.
My guess is that she told him he has a nice butt. You’d be surprised what a butt compliment can do for your confidence.
O_o
*glare of doom*
ha!
yep, i love me some The Last Starfighter, Greg.
and i love your theory on what cel said! butt compliments should not be underestimated!
She said that she’d flash him if he won didn’t she.
ha! only pervs would think that, Anime fan! 😉
-raises eyebrow- Do you read these comments?
Not sure what she said, but “leveling up” is surely involved.
b^.^d
… That’s supposed to be thumbs up. Teehee.
i’m digging the thumbs, Spaarfor!
no doubt, Erik! if jefbot plays his cards right and he gets through this, his friendship/relationship with cel should definitely go up a level or two. 🙂
“If you win, I’ll flash you…” God I hope you win Jefbot!
Cel is NOT that kind of Lady.
*glare of doom*
Why would Jefbot want YOU to flash him funnyshaffer? That wouldn’t be much of an incentive…
maybe Funnyshaffer has some awesome 8-bit tattoos, Pashakitty. 😉
as i told Anime fan, only pervs would think that, Funnyshaffer! 😀
Dareth i ask what she whispered in his ear?
you dareth not, lest you become overwhelmed with perviness, Sk1nn4h.
oooo To be able to hear what she said…. I bet it was nice and steamy and I predict a kiss in JBs future…at least! That is of course if he can pull off the win! Cel doesn’t mess with LOSERS!
Oh and btw…I am sure you were not referring to me with that “perv” comment!
there could be a kiss in jefbot’s future, Slave1. maybe kisses, even!
and yes, you were one of the ones i was referring to with my perv comment. 🙂
“If you win, you can have some alcohol!” Proud to not be a perv.
heh. yes, you managed to skirt the “perv” designation, Maia, but i’m not sure jefbot would be SO giddy as he is in that last panel with the promise of alcohol. (well, unless he has a serious drinking problem we haven’t heard about yet.) 😉
Cel: “Beat them and you can finally prove you’re a better gamer than Wil Wheaton.”
^—just what I would have said in that situation. 😉
good guess, Mad Mike! and unpervy, too. the issue of being a better gamer comes up in the very next strip, actually. 🙂
Nice try Will and Cornfather but…
Cel RULEZ. ´Nuf said.
As for pervs – the biggest ones are Cornfather and Will. The way they look at Cel in third panel says it all.
yep: cel rulez, case closed, Maryz.
as for whether the Cornfather and Wil are the biggest pervs of all – you may be right. at least their eyes are trained on her head and not her, uh, “assets” in that third panel, though. 😉
The beginning of ‘The Last Starfighter’ game didn’t work? Wow… I think she offered to tell him the secret of how she knows Musashi.
nope, The Last Starfighter speech had no effect on jefbot, so you know he was in a bad way, 11TN! normally, that game intro would be all he’d need to get inspired.
and yep, cel’s story about Musashi would definitely be enough to get jefbot excited. not that he knows that, yet. 🙂
I want to say Cel promised him a wild night of…but knowing jefbot, she likely promised him unlimited, free access to the arcade for the rest of his life or something.
a wild night of what, Jeff!?
kidding! don’t answer that.
“If you win, I’ll be your girlfriend.”
PERFECT PLOT DEVICE
that would be totally awesome for jefbot, Obviously, but i think cel’s too classy a lady to give her love away via gaming competition.
There are perverts here? Wow, someone should really do something about these people!
*snort* Yeah, what are we going to do about YOU???
Should I hit him with the shovel again? Or do you want to get him, Sonitan?
I grant you permision to use the spiked shovel of doom, Fijiman. Use it well.
Bwuahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Oh, like I’ve never been hit with a shovel, 2×4, crow bar….
I doubt that you’ve ever been hit with a shovel with old, rusty, crudely welded on spikes that I found half-buried in the garbage.
Not as of yet…. but I’m open to new experiances, and hey, I can take a hit!
Ask ESQ. Last time she stabbed me with a fork I bragged for weeks that she finally drew blood!
You GOT issues.
*roll eyes of doom*
*glare of doom*
We can always rip the hearst of all the pervs… and eat them!!!!
*diabolical laugh of doom*
Aw, please don’t go all Temple of Doom on me. I made cupcakes!
Sugar-free cupcakes? I have diabetes!!!!
*diabolical laugh of doom*
oh my empress, I didnt know, I will only serve sugar free/crapton of aspartame cupcakes to you. Aspartame of DOOOM of course (only the best for my empress)
*pats minion of doom*
Don’t worry. Been born that way. Lots of “defects” on the merchandise, but apparently my mom didn’t want to use her waranty receipt.
I guess you weren’t around when I made the public announcement.
*diabolical laugh of doom*
yep, there are pervs crawling all over the place here, DorkKing. who would’a thunk? 😀
*crawls*
What?!
“If you win, I will dip-kiss you in front of Wil Wheaton and the entire store. But mostly Wil Wheaton.”
ha! that’d totally be worth it, Jenny Islander!
Jeff, you are really doing psychological research on us all, aren’t you? I think the responses say more about what each of us would want to hear than about the comic! Uh oh, better go re-read what *I* wrote! 😉
IS a good test. I approve of it.
Bwuahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Whew. What I wrote doesn’t give away anything *too* bad about me.
you’ve seen through my diabolical plan, shanna! i’m making notes and keeping extensive files on all of you. extensive files!!! [insert Sonitan’s evil laugh of doom here]
And later these extensive files will be delivered to me!!!! And I will pass bloody judgement!!!!
Bwuahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
*calls Minion of Doom and slave to get ready for the PARTY*
What she whispered was “If you win this, you can hang over Wil’s head, that you saved his butt and his reputation”
Therefore giving bot the motivation to get some type of revenge and winning at the same time.
those words would definitely get jefbot motivated, Valius! but Wil did contribute a lot to the score, so jefbot has more to prove at this point. the conundrum between revenge vs. winning will be an issue that will come up in the next strip, though!
I can’t tell if will just made a friggin reboot joke or a tron joke… and a crack from “The last star fighter”and “the wizard” all in the same line isn’t there a nerd law about mixing movie references in one sentance!?
heh. since ReBoot used TRON as a source of inspiration, i think you can have your pick, Steve! and there probably is some sort of nerd law about mixing that many references – immediately after Wil spoke the words, a star went nova somewhere in the universe.
She promised him 100 free credits on the Galaga machine!
Galaga is pretty sweet, Stan! i’d probably be smiling, too.
Perv? Why, I never… how dare you insinuate… why I outta…
Aw, frakkit… Guilty Guilty Guilty.
We KNOW.
*diabolical laugh of doom*
heheh. didn’t mean to call you out like that, Samuraiartguy. 😉
Considering that that has been the topic about a third of the comments for the last couple of strips, I’m sure you don’t need to think about it too much. Whatever she did say to him, it sure as hell worked. Awesome job, Jeff. 🙂
I went to see Gulliver’s Travels today. Or at least that had been the plan, but it had sold out by the time we got there, so I got to see Megamind in 3D. I can now take back most of what I said about 3D movies. The effects and technology have improved by like a factor of ten. The 3D glasses are still not very kind to those with glasses though.
thanks, Fijiman! yeah, the exact words cel said to jefbot aren’t what’s important, what’s important is that she got him back in the game! it is fun to wonder, though… 🙂
from what i hear, it’s probably a good thing you missed out on Gulliver’s Travels. although i’m a fan of Jack Black that movie’s supposedly horrible. and i missed out on Megamind but will try and catch it on cable or blu-ray when it comes out! i will say that some movies put 3D to good use – definitely thought it added to the experience of watching How to Train Your Dragon. i have the blu of that, so looking forward to seeing how it holds up in 2D.
Who you calling a Perv, bot?!?!?!?!?! All Cel said was, “I’ll be right back with a nice big bag of weed for ya if you win.” I don’t know what you thought I was gonna say…. Sheesh… oh yeah, she’s also gonna give bot a botjob. …couldn’t help it…you lobbed the ball over the plate with this one.
O_O
Weed?!! Botjob?!!
You ARE such a PERV, Mr. Cornacchia!!!!
*glare of doom*
i second what Sonitan said, MC.
She probably offered to buy Bot his own Donkey Kong cabinet. 😛
now that would be worth his expression in that last panel, TCG!
” I will let you *&&&^%%&&**&&*** with your favorite ———————- all the while holding your//////////// and use whipped cream on*&^%$@@@@$%%^ while dressed as a nun.” Think that would do the trick lol.
And I not a perv thank you. I a provert. Twenty years experience lol
*shock of doom*
O_o
Ubber Perv.
*glare of doom*
Glares right back. Be nice or I’ll make you clean up the mess of broken bodies and blood with a toothbrush instead of the mom I usually hand you.
mop not mom. Moms don’t clean up broken bodies and blood. Nor do they help with shattered dreams. HMMMMM
I have a minion of doom now (and another that seems to be looking for a position). He’ll take care of the bloody mess since he’s very fond of blood.
*glare of ubber doom*
*diabolical laugh of doom*
I shall kill anyone that tries to take my position as the minion of doom, I shall break their limbs, grind their bones to dust and feed their flesh to hungry demons, tear their skin apart and use it as a rug. It is my honor to be the sole royal minion of doom to her highness Empress of doom Sonitan. And I shall protect that honor and that position, with my wicked claws.
*eyes blazing with madness*
and now for something completely different …
*shows a picture of a larch*
I would never try to take Eddie’s position an evil minion because that would crush his evil little heart… and then he would crush me… like an egg.(as in, VERY messily)
*pats Eddie*
C’mon, dear. I need a whole army of minions of doom for my world domination agenda. You’re still my fav.
…
Besides, there can be rank among the minions, right?
Meh. Dead tired right now. I’ll think about it later on (after I get off work, sleep for a couple of days and my kittens stop harassing me for attention).
…
*evil laugh of doom*
I shall not give away my position as the sole Minion of Doom. Besides why have more minions if we can have slaves my empress? Having army of mind-wiped slaves is more Doom like than minions.
*trying hard not to be just one of many*
plus there is always the “summoning massive armies of demons” thing
Awwwww… I knew I keep you around for something. Thanks for reminding me about the whole mind-wiped slaves business and the massive armies of demons. Good Lord, I’m way tireder than I previously thought if I can’t remember such important factors in my world domination agenda.
>_<
Meh. I'm gonna crawl back into my casket until I feel better.
Fear my tiredness of bloody doom. FEAR IT!!!!
…
Bwuahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
*Dons tinfoil hat of uselessness* Please don’t take my brain. I need it for doing semi-intelligent things.
HA! while i thought your whole “whipped cream and nuns” speech was pretty pervy, i thought you took it over the top adding a “mom” to the mix, Will B! and then i read you meant “mop” which took it back into PG territory. but “mom” gave me a good laugh. 😀
*watches as gates of doom opens up*
So many pervs… so little time.
BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I am not a perv. I also hate pokemon XD
Tron reference? I C whut u did thar. XD
“i also hate pokémon” = i see what you did there, too, dj. heheh.
(can’t wait for shiny suicune!!!)
MWUAHAHAHAHA!!! I’m a perv. Darn my mind!
It’s amazing what you people are so proud of.
*tsk tsk tsk of doom*
but empress, being “puritan” isnt very Doom-like
But being a Puritan of Doom is it. It grants me the POWER to burn all the pervs at the stake, if I so wish so.
*evil laugh of puritan doom*
*Attacks with sugarfree cupcakes* I’m a cupcake ninja.
*Jumps in the shot of cupcakes with a platter and uses it as a shield to protect Empress from any harm, aligns the cupcakes on the platter and serves them to her highness (of course offers a tea to go with the cupcakes)*
A fresh batch of cupcakes delivered merely seconds ago my empress, they are a courtesy of the cupcake ninja Rinthia.
*turns to the attacker and says*
thanks for the “delivery” 😛
*pats Eddie*
Isn’t he the loyal pet?
*diabolical laugh of doom*
*tastes tea*
Ah, thank you, Eddie.
Yup..I am a perv. and proud of it *Takes sigar from corner of mouth in an eerily relaxed manner to light flamethrower, pulls trigger and watches..nay..SAVOURS the crackling and popping of evil minions, all the while pondering why evil laughter still keeps coming from crispy remains*
BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
glad you’ve embraced your pervness, rinthia! it’s the ones who try and resist it that i’m afraid of. 😉
FEAR ME!!!!!!
*diabolical laugh of doom*
i’m already afeared, Sonitan!!! 😉
a rematch in the starwars arcade machine?
possibly, Drakeye! no doubt jefbot wants to get back there ASAP. 🙂
I’d guess either his own classic arcade machine to take home or more time in the StarWars booth.
both valid options, Kiltorea!
Just listening to Wil Wheaton and the Penny Arcade boys D&D podcast, oh I so want to play some PnP, but its so hard to find people, or people that tahe time for it
Can anyone help deciding what free RPG system to use for a star wars game? I heared Action! is good, or Fuzion or Tri-stat ( havent read them yet, but I have downloaded them already)
Read even something about EABA being good, but I have no idea about it whatsoever
If you can please write, If you know any other free generic system that would be better for a SW game, I would love you to suggest it
Just wanted to add that I would like the game to be faster and more story driven than combat heavy but at the same time I dont want to sacrifice quality combat resolutions too much ( star wars has rather interesting combat)
can’t help you decide which RPG system to go with for Star Wars, Eddie, but i can tell you, D&D’s always a blast. i play every other week, one Eberron game and one Dark Sun game (via Skype). if you can get some friends together, (it’s worth the trouble) i highly recommend it!
I know D&D and I know its an awesome game, but right now its a bit too combat heavy (combat based even), I want something with strong story that doesnt require drawn maps of dungeons and rolling dice all the time (although D&D makes for a pretty exciting podcast, I feel like watching an action film and a comedy at the same time)
“win this and get a free 69 with me later”.
it’s obvious.
Obvious but not pg as requested.
doubtful cel would be that obvious, John.
I have probably one of the dirtiest minds in the world, but I also know that if it was something along those lines it would be more of a distraction than help. My guess would be a ‘free to play’ pass whenever he’s in the arcade. I know that would motivate me.
My evil thoughts exactly. We don’t need bot distracted. We need his mind on the game!
*evil laugh of doom*
that’s a great thing to keep in mind, Twigus Maximus: she’d want to be motivating, but not distractingly so! heheh. a free pass would definitely strike that balance. 🙂
What I think she said is “Just imagine that it’s actually Will that you’re going against, I’m sure you can beat him.”
Ooh..nice one! that sounds pretty plausible.
hmm… good motivating words, Pashakitty! of course, that may stoke bot’s Nerd Rage once again, but it’d at least get rid of his nerves.
she really said “win, or i’ll thump you one where we dare not go”
great work jef!
thanks, Leithal! and yes, let’s hope jefbot avoids any more “thumpings.”
NOTE: There ARE a few PG movies with brief nekid boobies in them.
Whatever she whispered to him, it HAD to be on the romance-sex spectrum.
It has nothing to do with me being a perv (though I am). Look at that expression in the last panel. There is only one reason male characters make that face while blushing. Cel already motivated him earlier with a kiss to great affect, so to snap him out of his extreme nervousness it seems pretty obvious she just promised him something more.
very true, Michael Haneline – i actually almost said keep it “PG-13” even, but i might as well have said keep it “R” with the things PG-13 movies can get away with these days. PG’s risqué enough! 🙂
and with most characters, i’d agree with you: bot’s expression in that last panel does suggest something of the “romance/sex” variety, but seeing how incredibly enamored he is with tech and toys, you never know!
*raises eyebrow of doom*
Perv.
Me or Shootzee?
It’s a super rare mint condition video game.
And if it’s not that then you don’t want to know what i think she said.
best to leave it unsaid then, Char. heheh. but, hmm… depending on the game, that could be pretty sweet!
“I’m Trinity. You are The One, Neo.”
*shrug* That would do it for me.
IF I was a guy and a gal dar to say that to me I would be: “HECK!! GIVE ME THE BLUE PILL! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GIVE ME THE DARN BLUE PILL, MAN!!!!”
My eyes cry whenever I see that fugly creature.
*scorn of doom*
awww, still no love for Trinity, Sonitan? how does she compare to Mary Jane Watson (Kirsten Dunst) in the Spider-man movies? (another actress fans seem to despise but i find kinda cute.) 🙂
Compared to Trinity, poor Mary Jane has looks AND curves. If I was a guy I would get more eye candy from Mary Jane than the fugly Trinity.
The empress of doom has spoken… and POKED!!!!
*poke of doom*
*pokes back!*
cool! just wanted to get your take on that debate. 🙂
BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
that’s pretty geekily romantic, Mendur! i dig it. 🙂
Nah..All perverted crazieness aside. I DO think she, indeed, promised Bot the keys to the arcade machines and dibs on the recently restored Miss-PacMan, or sumptin’.
I am not too versed in arcade-machines, but I seem to remember there was a possibility to flip some switch in the (locked) internals of the cabinet, so one could play forever without spending a penny.
sounds like a lot of you would like to see cel give jefbot a free pass to the arcade and machines, JurgenS! that would be pretty awesome, no doubt.
and there is kind of a switch in those old arcade cabinets – my buddy had one with the “quarter hatch” always open, and you could run your finger in there and rack up as many lives as you wanted. was SO COOL.
Late McLateson to the comments here but…
I’m gonna call Cel whispered something perfectly ambiguous in Bots ear and left the rest to his imagination…
Much the way the whispering is left to our imaginations!
jefbot’s so taken with cel that she wouldn’t have to say much to get him all goofy, Angelsquid, so your thoughts about “ambiguousness” would fit right into that!
I hope this is considered PG.
“I will have sex with you.”
Doesn’t have to get any more complicated than that.
“Roses are red, Violets are blue,
All of my base are belong to you”