Turns out Pinky’s brother can, indeed, speak! And has a name! And is a fan of Wil Wheaton!
And you can bet we’ll be seeing Pinky again one day in a future strip.
Evil exit epically failed or ****blocked! Hats off to Bruce for ruining Pinky’s prima-donna exit! Epic finish
hey, new bearer of the Shades of Firsting! congrats, Jiro: 😎
I’m actually wearing the shades! Awesome! My coolness factor has multiplied by a factor of ten!
Nice. (Yes, I live)
welcome back, AdM. 🙂
Yay! I was just wondering about you this morning. How are you doing, AdM?
*rush glomp of doom*
ANGELA!!!!! We missed you!!!!!
Uber hugs. Missed you snarky miss.
Go Bruce! Good way to block your evil sister. Classic attempt at the evil exit monologue.
total evil exit monologue, Tiana! but, total fail, too. heheh.
Ooooh new nemisis unlocked for Chubman and scrawn.
could be, Liam! did cel and jefbot just make a supervillain? hmmm… 😀
Well done, Jeff! an excellent epilog! a delightful denouement! a crafty coda! ok, you get the idea… and I wondered when you were going to reveal the brother’s name! We don’t even know absolutely-positively-for-sure-from-her-own-bitter-lips if Pinky is her actual moniker (loved that word when you used it recently). Well, YOU know, of course. 😉
i’m loving your alliteration, Kim! and you’re right – we still don’t know Pinky’s real name. maybe one of the gang should have asked her as she was leaving. 😉
For that matter, we still don’t know cel’s real name. But I think she will be cel forever – she doesn’t need a real name.
The new face of evil…. PINKY, THE ARCADE WITHC. And her sidekick BRUCE, THE HAIRY FACE. BWAHAHAHAHAHA.
“The Arcade Witch and Hairy Face.” maybe they should spin off into their own, horror webcomic, ContableEnorme. heheh.
the chibified face of pinky is awesome 😀
love how Bruce doesnt give a damn about anything, for him the whole thing was just for fun and he doesnt take them as adversaries. Guess pinky should take an example from him, well and so should Jef 😀
I agree. I love the Chibi-Pinky. Her lack of nose just totally makes her look. 🙂
Same here. I’m willing to guess that the challenge was her idea in the first place and that Bruce was just there for the games.(which would explain why SHE issued the challenge way back when this started)
and yep, this whole thing was Pinky’s idea, Fijiman. Bruce was just playing for the fun of it.
thanks, Eddie! glad you liked the “chibified” Pinky – i went full-on “Yotsuba” with her in my initial sketch, but it was a bit shocking style-wise since that’s not something i normally do. went with something kinda inbetween for the final version.
and yeah, Pinky and jefbot could probably learn a thing or two from Bruce. 🙂
Okay, being served on her own challenge is one thing, but having her Exiting Monologue of Evil ruined by her own henchman?
yeah, she got pwned by her own brother, Sarah W! not cool, and it will only serve to stoke the fires of her vengeance more.
That’s why mindless minions are hit and miss. Too much of a brain, and they want to over throw you….too little brain, and they sabotage you anyways…*sigh* somedays it’s just lose/lose….(Being evil myself, I understand the mechanics behind the whole “henchemen thing”) LMAO!!
Totally evil second panel!! 😀
At least your henchman is angelic. 😉 *snork*
heheh. true dat, shanna! 😀
Thats right, everyone laugh at the guy in the wings and pink rumba panties.
HEY!!! My minion of doom is loyal (which is the only thing I really care about). ALthought right now he’s in the corner of doom since I’m still mad at him. Perhaps I should offer the position to Fijiman. He seems to follow my orders as well.
*growls from the corner at that idea*
I dont know why, but I take my punishment, because my empress wishes to punish me
*mumbles to himself while rocking back and forth in the corner*
You left me by my evil lonely self for the past couple of days!!! I understand that diabolical life utterly takes over this wonderful evil reality Jeff created for us… but how in the world do you want me to take over if when I make evil threats my minion of doom is NOWHERE to be found and reforce my evil wishes?!!!
Next time report on time… or I’ll seriously consider changing Fijiman’s status from slave (with some brain functions) to the new minion of doom (or minion #2, which would break your evil heart as well).
all is not as bad as it seems your highness, my lack of support however unforgivable it is would be, I hope, redeemed by the deeds of doom I managed to do. I have killed off few of the most powerful politicians in the world and replaced them with mind-wiped obedient drone lookalikes (of DOOM of course) so now you my highest empress of doom can spread your diabolical evilness by destroying the nations from within.
*wicked giggle of pure madness*
I humbly plead for forgiveness, my empress, please dont promote Fujiman, it will destroy me 🙁
doom upon this keyboard renaming Fijiman … but he is just mindless slave so he wouldnt mind
There is a difference between mindless and crazy, Eddie. And no, I don’t mind. I’ve occasionally misspelled things and names as well. And hooray for brain functions. Now I can continue designing my robot army.
You are building robot army? Well than hooray for brain functions indeed.
*raises eyebrow of doom*
That robot army better be under my orders or at least created to PLEASE ME, or else there will be blood. Fijiman’s blood.
*diabolical laugh of doom*
I said designing, not building. There’s a difference.(any idea how hard it is to make a robot that isn’t completely shut down by a simple EMP? didn’t think so) I was actually just thinking about making a demon robot army just for you the other day, Sonitan. I’m serious, I was.
I know how easy it is making robots that dont shut down with EMPs, well they are not quite robots but if you summon demons and put them into heavy armor ( but you have to promise them cake, everyone knows demons love cake) than they are hard to kill obedient and cant be shut down
i think “Fujiman” may be Fijiman’s evil japanese counterpart, Eddie. 😉
Not anymore, Jeff, not anymore. >B) And Eddie, those definitely do not count as robot. Cyborgs maybe, but not robots.
I find that the best henchmen are little kids. They are mostly in it for the fun!
Something tells me you are talking about me, because my empress is mad at me, but she never told me why.
Why is my empress mad at her minion of doom?
You left me by my evil lonely self for the past couple of days. I’m a creature of habits (evil and diabolical habits as they are, but habits anyway). I got cats, you know?! HABIT!! And the last couple of days, you were NOWHERE to be found. No reinforcement of evilness for any of my diabolical threats!!!!
yes, getting that “perfect mix” of henchman is a difficult thing to pull off, ESQ, for the exact reasons you outlined. having a sibling as a partner-in-crime seems like a bad idea most of the time, too. we’ll see if Pinky ever makes that mistake again. 🙂
Bwahahahahahaha!!!!! See Ya, Sucktacular!
Awesome Ending. Bruce is all like “Yeah whatever, I only did this cause you paid for the game.”
Now for a nice little bow on the whole Cel/Bot thing please?
yeah, Bruce probably doesn’t even realize all this drama’s going on around him, Pixie. heheh. he’s more concerned with texting his friends and playing videogames.
and “nice little bow” forthcoming!
Ok, NOW can we have Musashi?
Not that I haven’t been thoroughly enjoying every panel of the last arcade arc. But I was promised (as were we all) that we would find out more “by the end of .”
And just to slay the inevitable troll who says I just hate the comic, if I did, then I wouldn’t be commenting on every other strip, asking for my favorite character, would I?
And if not Musashi, then at least Abraxas? HE didn’t go anywhere, so he could have been brought along to the arcade (intentionally or otherwise) with the result being hilarity, but we haven’t seen him in forever either.
I don’t think pets are allowed in certain places. And as far as Musashi, whenever the arc comes up is fine by me (and most of the fans here).
*evil glare of doom*
thanks for your patience, Sonitan! Mu’s story will be the “big story arc” of 2011, and i can’t wait to get to it! (but some story beats in the comic need to be set up first, so a little more waiting will have to happen.) and yeah, we won’t be seeing Abraxas again until after bot and the Cornfather return home.
Musashi’s story is gonna be another big arc, TINTWYLF, so i’d like to give a little breathing room with some standalone strips, and maybe another more lighthearted storyline before getting into Mu, after this arc ends. but just as the epilogue of “The Beach” storyline ended on some crazy notes with the aliens, so too will the epilogue of the current story! it may take me longer to get to then previously thought, but i promise an epic Mu storyline when the time is right!
Hilarious! Of course… Bruce is an excellent loser.
i wonder if he even realizes he lost, Funnyshaffer? 😉
Ah ha ha ha ha! Good one! “I’ll be baaaack” (in best Aaanold voice). Pinky is hysterical in the last panel. Way to ruin her exit Bruce. 😛
heh. yeah, she keeps getting thwarted, shanna. she couldn’t even pull off a dramatic exit!
How old is Pinky supposed to be? I get the impression that her (and maybe Bruce) are supposed to be younger than the cast.
your impressions are correct, Michael Haneline: Bruce is around 18 and Pinky’s 15 or so.
An ironic twist! I love it! Fantastic! Great way to start the day Bot. Thanks buddy!
always happy to provide irony and a jumpstart to your day, TCG!
Meh. Another Wheaton fan.
But I give it kudos of doom for the wonderful exit FAIL. And you got to be born utterly evil like MUA to have diabolical exits of doom (with monologues included).
i didnt like Wil much just for the roles he played ( not much of a trekie so i didnt remember him from NG) and other roles had him playing the bad one, but when I heard him playing DnD I realized hes really cool guy ( and funny elven mage as well)
yeah, those vids of Wil with Kurtz and the PA guys are hysterical, Eddie.
gracias for the “kudos of doom,” Sonitan! and i’m happy your Wheaton-hate was consoled by Pinky’s exit FAIL. heheh.
my god that face XD
heheh. yeah, she went a little crazy in the end there, dj. 🙂
Pinky needs to chill, arcade is there to have fun not high blood pressure.
The reactions on the faces in first panel are great silet message. Cornfather especialy is hillarious.
Pinky does seem to be a bit high strung, Maryz, and her brother’s the complete opposite. maybe they could meet somewhere in the middle?
glad you liked the cast’s expressions in that first panel – the Cornfather’s was definitely meant to stick out from the group. heheh.
I love how Cornfather is pointing to himself in the first panel as if to say, “Me?”
I totally missed that! Thanks for pointing it out. Cause, yea, what did CF do to contribute to the win? Besides eat pretzels, of course.
We can rule out moral support as something he did to help because… well, he’s Cornfather.
ha! very true on both points, shanna and Fijiman.
yep, that’s exactly what i was going for, Jeff! the Cornfather’s like, “really? you’re swearing vengeance on me, too? what’d i do?” heheh. 🙂
Loving Cornfather’s finger!!
thanks, Rod! both the Cornfather’s finger and eyebrow are confused by Pinky’s exit speech. 🙂
thanks, twisted sister!
HA! I love it, Jeff. I really enjoy Cornfather’s confused expression and Pinky’s exit fail.
glad you’re lovin’ it, Fijiman! we’ll have to wait and see if, when and how Pinky exacts her vengeance on the Cornfather (and the rest of the gang, too) in the future.
But especially Cornfather. You know, because he did so much to help.
XD Oh wow. Humans can be dramatic
especially teenagers, rinthia. 🙂
We are nerd, you will be assimilated. Resistance is futile!
indeed, Clayton. the sooner Pinky figures that out, the easier it’ll be for her. 😉
lol is all, just lol!
thanks for the lols, Deaconvorbis!
You know, come to think of it Pinky looks like one of the girls from the beer pong match at the beach…
really? just coincidence then, Clayton – she’s too young to be at that beer pong match. unless she crashed it, of course. 😉
love the look on pinky’s face in the last panel…so cutteeeeeeee ….moeeeeee…
she freaked out so hard, she turned this strip into manga for a panel, jf#300! 😀
BTW… we still don’t know what Bot’s well deserved reward is… looking forward to finding that out or will he be rewarded off panel?
not sure if i’ll ever reveal what cel said in that whisper, Jiro; some things are best left to the imagination.
And thusly, evil is again thwarted by fan-dom…..
fan-dom is a powerful thing, JurgenS – for good and evil! (fortunately, in this case it was for good. heheh.)
I think Pinky is just taking this WAY to personally. Whats her deal, anyway? I’m sure Bruce just wanted to play for the fun of it!
Again, I think the challenge thing was all her idea, so her brother probably was just in it for the games.
yeah, Pinky has taken this whole thing way too personally, DK. probably even moreso than jefbot.
well, maybe not.
She is a spoiled little fetus and need the crap beat outta her.
I love kids…they’re great on toast
As soon as I read “toast”, I instantly thought of the eyeball jelly thing from the first Shrek movie.
They are also crunchy and good with ketchup
Too bad you a maiden and not a dragon pixie. lol
Check the pic Will B. I has Horns! I could be a dragon if I really really wanted to! *stomp lil wenchy foot*
*sings* Do Virgins taste better than those who are not?
mMmm… toast. not sure how “kid jelly” would taste spread on it, Pixie, but i’ll take your word for it that it’s good. 🙂
Bruce is a cool guy.
yeah, he’s pretty cool, Huntress. i’m glad he didn’t get sucked into his sister’s craziness.
hmm needs moar nudity.
*Hits repeatedly with shovel* NO! Bad! No nudity Shall ever be displayed on this site as long as Jeff is still around.
*switches shovel with rusted-poisonous-spiked-shovel-of-doom*
Here you go, dear. NOW hit it!!
*sits down with cats to watch*
the RPSSOD for short 😀
No, I’m saving the special spiked shovel for a very special occasion.(when that will come, I don’t know) Doesn’t mean I won’t hit him with a normal spiked shovel. *resumes hitting*
Dear, there are WAY “special” shovels in the Doomsday Device Vault of Doom.
But this one is like a mace and an ax combined.
I agree! needs moar incest between her and her brother before any nudity shows up!
*Stops hitting John*…..OKAY, THAT’S IT! It’s time for the rusty spiked shovel now! Sonitan, you wouldn’t happen to have any extremely deadly poisons with you right now would you?
I have a Hydrophis Belcheri (sea snake) poisonous chainsaw of doom. Would that serve your purposes?
No, you see, my comment, that was a joke.
this…even as a joke, it would still be wrong.
KILL KILL KILL!!!
I know you were joking, John, that’s why I didn’t hit you that hard. This, however, is taking it a good bit too far. And Sonitan, you can save that for later, I’ll just stick with the rusty spiked shovel. Let the beating begin! *Continuously beats Demon Bob for the next several days*
You DID ask for any extremely deadly poisons I may have on me about now.
Yes, but it was already on the chainsaw and I wanted to use the shovel. And as I’m sure you know, once the poison is on there it’s an @$$ to get off.
heheh. i think Fijiman and Sonitan have summed it up nicely, John. 🙂
Hey, all you guys with icons, how’d you do that?
I can’t find anywhere to make an account.
Yer welcome dahhhhlink
(thanks for answering Michael for me, Pix!)
yep, follow that link Pixie posted, Michael. after you sign up for a gravatar, enter the email address you register there when you make a comment and your avatar will be displayed.
LO F’in L XD
thanks for the LO F’in L, Anime fan!
I just wanted to drop by and say that this is one of the best webcomics out there in the internet. I re-read it twice the first time and I’ve been following it closely. This last arc was hilarious and I enjoyed the artwork just as much as the amazing humor 😀 A big thumbs-up from Spain and I hope you keep this going for a long long time. If you’re ever here, I’ll buy you a round for each strip you’ve done!!
Also… The Cornfather in the first panel… Gotta love that expression xD
thanks for the awesome compliment, Hairo! i’m ecstatic you liked the comic enough to read it twice! and am always happy to get a thumbs up from readers in faraway lands. i’m definitely going to hold you to your offer if i ever make it out to Spain. 😀
Great exit! Happy Super Bowl Sunday everybody!
Too busy reading awesome web comics and watching epically funny videos on Youtube to care about the super bowl. Or football. Or spots in general. I wont even play sports video games.(with the exception of NASCAR, but I usually end up trying to ram into everybody after like two minutes instead of winning the race)
i don’t play many sports games either, Fijiman; i think golf is the only one i play with any regularity.
definitely had a fun Super Bowl Sunday, Lor! you and Coolhand always throw the best parties. (i’m still full of those tempura shrimp, actually.)
Nice button, bot. Really funny. I love all the facial expressions and your ode to Wil at the end. Really good work!!
Lor…Puppy bowl! Starts at 3 est on animal planet. You will be so pleased
Lor was too busy bringing out all the food to watch Puppy Bowl, Pixie! i swear, we had like, eight different food-stuffs come out during the game – tempura shrimp, buffalo wings, pizza, tri-tip, donuts and pastrami sandwiches, to name a few. 🙂
Clicked your link on http://www.girlswithslingshots.com … I then proceeded to read your entire webcomic up to date in a matter of 4 hours.
I’ve literally laughed out loud multiple times, which is a feat for having laryngitis. I’m bookmarking you now 😀
awWw, thanks for the kind words, the bookmark and for reading through the entire archive in one sit-through, kypress! hope your laryngitis has gotten better since yesterday. 🙂
hmm, i think i’ve gotta send Danielle Corsetto for sending so many readers over here.
It has gotten a lot better. I can talk almost coherently!
Also, (since my husband doesn’t read this yet) I would like to say, that you’re gorgeous 😉 Any new acting gigs yet?
awWww, shucks, kypress! *blush*
no new acting gigs to report. i haven’t even had any auditions, lately! looks like i’ve gotta start looking for new agents. sad, but just part of the realities of the biz.
Dahhhhlink….Warm some honey and lemon int he microwave. Sip it while warm or take spoonfuls when cooled. Will do WONDERS for the throat. Honey is Nature’s anticeptic.
If you are of age, not a recovering alcoholic or totally against drinking (this is my PSA) add some whiskey or some scotch to the mix. It won’t really do anything else to help but you just won’t care anymore.
I am of age, we just don’t have any alcohol in the house (currently) and I’ve got to take care of a sick toddler as well–being a mom can be a pain sometimes. Not really complaining though, love the little munchkin *runs off to yell at her to get off the kitchen counter*
I keep forgetting about honey and lemon, thank you for reminding me!
How do we get pictures for our avatars?
Sweet! Thank you! I shall have it up and going shortly 😀
I would have my own picture on, BUT I am lazy and haven’t loaded the picture I want off my camera yet. As well as like a thousand other photos.
What makes it worse is that my mom (and brothers) screwed up the other computers, and I don’t think this computer will even read the CD I need to use before downloading the photos.(it is VERY old)
Hmmm… I am noticing a considerable decrease in comments here ever since Bot and Will won. Strange.
comments ebb and flow with time, Fijiman. no way to predict them.
I believe that if Pinky and Jef’s evil sister team up, the world as we know it, will end.
*shudder* even thinking such things is dangerous, Sk1nn4h!
And Bruce needs a haircut.
maybe Bruce might’ve added some points to his DK score if he could’ve actually seen the screen, DK!
Rule one of supervilliany. NO MONOLOGUEING. Rule Two. PUT TWO IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD. Rule Three. Make sure the minion not gonna do something stupid. if they do see rule two.
good rules, Will B! it’s like when Scott Evil tries to persuade his dad to just shoot Austin Powers on the spot instead of creating some elaborate killing mechanism and walking away. supervillains always fall into these traps! 😉
Bruce = new favorite character.
Almost up to date with all of your comics, jefbot – finished all of the “Donkey Kong” saga and have read up to April 2010. It gets funnier with every panel! Managing an acting career AND creating a great comic 2x a week – amazing!
yeah, i’ve grown to like Bruce more and more as this storyline has gone on, Angela. he kind of just does his own thing and doesn’t care how crazy his sister gets. (i may be projecting here.) 😉
and thanks for reading through all those strips! one day i’d love to merge the acting and the comic and make a live action JEFBOT. would be so fun to do. someday!
A live action JefBot!? ^________^
yep! won’t be for a while yet, but hopefully this year! *fingers crossed*
I’ve got mine crossed as well! ….it makes typing a bit difficult :/
Wow…that was truely an epic battle. Funny ending, too 😉
I think you forgot to draw Pinkys nose in the last panel. Awesome storyline!
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